Friday, July 22, 2011

What in the Hell kind of Attitude Adjustment Pill did someone give Kristen Stewart?

Yesterday in San Diego Cali, the annual Comic Con convention took place.  I read somewhere that this is also known as the Nerd Prom.  I can say I never even heard of it until Twilight Saga New Moon was to be released. 
The real reason for this post is that something incredible happened. Something that I thought I'd never ever witness.  Something that I  never saw before.  I am still confused and left in the dark, and I think it is safe to say that other people are still scratching their heads.
Kristen Stewart (aka Bella Swan) smiled.  I mean yeah she smiles, but she SMILED A LOT like more then she has smiled in the past 3 years that I knew that she existed. 
Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn part 1 is due to come out in November of this year, so the cast and director were present at the convention.
If you watch past press conferences..or any interviews for that matter you will find Kristen (aka Beef, thats what I call her) you will find Beef a big lump on a log.  She is usually very aloof, bored looking, emo, grumpy looking, and just all together looks like it is inconveniencing her to do her job. Oh and her favorite thing is to roll her eyes at her co-stars and fans. 
But yesterday must of been opposite day because the bitch was Little Miss Sunshine.  It was fucking weird.
Now if Kristen Beef Stew was HALF this pleasant...shit no...a QUARTER this pleasant over the 3 years I may of liked her.  But she was not.
Dear KBeefStew,
I have to say its a little too late Sunbeam.  The rainbows you are throwing up, the kittens you are shitting, the puppies and unicorns that are floating in your ora....aint fooling me Rainbow Brite.
I'm happy FINALLY after 5 movies, cabillions of dollars, notoriety, a fan base, irrelevant mtv movie awards, getting to be friends with Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Peter Fatchenilli, etc you roll up in Comic Con a new chick....I want to thank who ever it was to finally told you about your self.  I want to hug them.  But unfortunately I don't see this lasting long so yeah...I don't believe it. Oh and your new attitude, still wont help that fuckery of a movie Breaking Dawn the Fail Boat Cluster Fuck beat Harry Potter in the box office.  Nope. 
Now if Rob came to me, made out with me, and did dirty dirty things to me then yes maybe I would buy a ticket, and pimp the movie out but nahhhh its a no go.
The point of this post? There is not really one.  All I wanted to do is caption these photos from yesterday, but Gmail wouldn't let me send such a large file via email to my friends, so I figured I'd post them here and send my girls over.

PS: If you want to check out the beauty that is Robert Pattinson and his off the look, wtf, you so silly hair, please visit my Rob Blog I run with my dearest friend "Jennison".  All Rob All the Time

Rob's thoughts......I just don't get it, what is she on? I am just lit tra lee confused at her sunshine attitude. HELP She can tease me like this..she can do this to the fans...

I don't know id i have ever witnessed this before..i am like blown the fuck away....the trio...ONLY BEEF IS.... what is that? gasp OMG her face did not break...ITS A SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I think Tay and Rob are stunned and maybe scared shitless...

Kristen- ...and my people told me..if i wasn't a good girl they would string me up by my ears ahhhhh ahhhhhhh 
 Rob- this bitch is crazy...i need to find out what they gave her

Elizabeth- OMG Rob, Rob (shakes Rob) I really think its time...I think Summit is going to let her come out of the closet!!!  Who knew all they had to do is let her come out for her to be Happyyyyyyyyyy....!!!!!  
Rob: I'm scared, very scared, I think I'm dreaming, I think they slipped her something.....HELP!!!!!!!!

I dedicate this post to the very few Kristen fans that I actually love
Liz Beth Ann, Lindsey, and Val 
and I thank you for not being like those
"other" Kristen know what I'm talking about
the fucking crazy ones with no self control lol

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 A Movie Review

Absolutely brilliant. Loved it!!

I was lit tra lee on the edge of my seat. I gave my self a headache because I was so keyed up, my palms were sweating.

There were tons of things I loved (most all of the movie) Some things I missed, and I few things I didn't like how they changed up. But it was amazing!!
I was scared to watch it because not only is this my favorite Harry Potter book out of the series, but it is my favorite book that I have ever read ever.  Never have I ever had a book take me on a roller coaster ride of emotions while reading, heart pounding, sadness, fear, oh my god, and what the fuck moments, it was ridiculous.
But all in all I was proud of how this movie came out, they did it justice. Dan Radcliffe himself was just awesome, when watching he became Harry Potter, I mean like really became him. He put his all in to this character for the final movie. I was very impressed on how real it all came out to be, for a fantasy fiction story.  This movie like the book was action packed and fast moving. I cannot wait to see it again so that I can pay attention to other things on the screen the 2nd time around.  This is a must see. A+  A+ a thousand.

My full review under the cut...full of spoilers......spoilers......spoilers

Friday, July 15, 2011

Its a Harry Potter Weekend

The last movie of the Harry Potter series was released last night, this morning...midnight. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2. I did not attend the midnight screening, because quite frankly I do not enjoy midnight screenings anymore..they hurt my tushy. So we have tickets for tomorrow Saturday and I am so stoked!
I will be rocking my DA (Dumbledore's Army) t-shirt and my Gryffindor scarf (yes I know its July).
I was reading over the Deathly Hollows book last night (my favorite book in the Whole Word, my favorite book that I've ever read thus far) I noticed that the first half of the movie covered the first 500 pages of the book. SO that means that part 2 will only have to cover 250 pages. I predict this movie to be action packed, epic of course and just full of win, brilliance, amazingness, and just sofa king good.
I am not a cryer. People who know me it takes ALLOT for me to cry, only specific things might make me cry..but I have a feeling I will shed a tear. I have no idea what will make me do it...maybe the ending. But I was getting weepy just watching the making of Harry Potter in the Bio channel last night. I don't know how the fans, that have been fans a heck of allot longer than me, and who are more hard core than me are going to take the ending of this. I mean when the last book was released I sure there was sadness, but there was more movies to come out. But there will be no more movies. I guess we will have to be happy that we have PotterMore to look forward to.
I will be back at some point to share my my thought on the movie. I am so excited I could do cartwheels if I knew how.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Music, Music, I love Music

List 10 musical artists you like, in no specific order (do this before reading the questions below)! (don't cheat this is fun!)

1. Kings of Leon
2. Biggie Smalls
3. Matchbox 20
4. Justin Bieber
5. Pink
6. Lynard Skynrd
7. Eminem
8. Justin Timberlake
9. Sick Puppies
10. Lil Wayne

What was the first song you ever heard by 6?
Sweet Home Alabama (?) or Gimmie Three Steps or Free Bird
What is your favorite song of 8?
Cry Me a River

What kind of impact has 1 left on your life?
No so much my life, but my musical life I guess you would say, Listening to KOL broke me out of my regular boring musical tastes, after hearing them I branched out and started to listen to all kinds of new and different artists

What are your favorite lyrics of 5?
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight

How many times have you seen 4 live?
One Time (see what I did there)

What is your favorite song by 7?
Lose Yourself, No Love

Is there any song by 3 that makes you sad?

What is your favorite song by 9?
All The Same

When did you first get into 2?
Back in 1994, heard his first single Unbelievable, (on tape) then all my friends listed to him all the time so I heard him constantly, and i loved that i could rap & sing along with him, Biggie is pretty much the soundtrack to my High School life. His lyrics are serious, the song's hooks are fun you cant not like the B.I.G

How did you get into 3?
I liked how their songs were chill and fun and loved Rob's (Thomas) accent while singing

What is your favorite song by 4?
Love Me

How many times have you seen 9 live?

What is a good memory concerning 6?
They sing my favorite song ever ever, Simple Man, that song has the best lyrics and still to this day gives me the chills, even though the song is for a "son" its my song for my daughters, the message is the same, and other lyrics are good words to live by, and every time my daughter hears the song she says "Its our song!" I am also rock the shit out of Free bird on Guitar Hero on Medium!

Is there a song by 8 that makes you sad?
Not really sad, but What Goes Around Comes Around is a saddish song, the lyrics have a painful burn in them

What is your favorite song of 1?
Cold Desert

How did you become a fan of 10?
I watched a "Behind the Music" type of show about him and I was interested. Then I found out he did a rock cd, and I love the rock/rab combo. Then I listened to "Prom Queen" and I liked it so I branched out. He grew on me, you kind of have to like him because he is everywhere. Hes cute and little i want to put him in my pocket, but I love when he does colabs with other artists, his lyrics are the bomb dot com