Thursday, December 30, 2010

Right now


2:04 pm

Thursday

Attire: Grey tee, long sleeve plum tee under, skinny jeans, Kuggs (Kohls Uggs)

Lunch: Arbys hot ham and cheese melt, cherry Pepsi (i prefer coke)

Sitting at my desk, ready to leave

Typing this to let the time go by

Three day weekend ahead

New Years weekend

I will not get wrecked like I did last year

Hangovers suck a dirty bag of pecks pecks

Weekend Plans:

After work today:

Kohls with Kohls cash

Children's Hospital of Philadelphia (CHOP)

Friday:

Post Office

Read

Just Dance 2

Celebrate the New Year

Saturday:

Family New Years Dinner

Wedding

Sunday:

Read

Relax


Yeah, my life is exciting today

its as exciting as this lame ass post is

don't mind me

i want the time to go by faster

laaa laaa deee daaaa

hoooo hummmmm


2:13pm




Have a Safe a Happy New Years Celebration

Put the phones and computers away to avoid Drunk:

calling

texting

Facebooking

twittering

myspacing (do you still have a myspace page? why?)

emailing

message boarding

pictures

videos


Just remember, its not as funny as you think the next day.


2:16pm


xoxo



Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Welcome to My World; Fucktastic Friends

I have the best friends. Seriously, they keep me on my toes every single day. I love their stories, their snark, their ramblings, random thoughts, & outbursts. I love that we are on the same wave length. Its freaking awesome to have a group of people that surround you that share the same humor.
Here is just a snippet of a story from a friends experience one random recent night with her husband. She had us rolling on the floor laughing our asses off. We are all assless now.

"last night husband and I were sleeping, and I start to feel my boobies come to
life. I wake up and husband is playin' with my boobs...so I am assuming
he is awake....I get all hot and decide to mount that bitch. he all
of a sudden goes "wha wha what are you doing".....HE WAS ASLEEP and
he woke up a few minutes into it. I swear I thought he was awake....I mean
I didn't SEE him awake because it was so dark in the room, but I figured
"oh he's playin' the girls - game on". Instead of sleep walking he
sleep groping me. LOL. He just left me a voicemail and goes "I still cant
believe you did that...that was hot.......oh god...i just realized i was dirty talkin' to myself while he was asleep........lmfao.."


I love my friends I swear.

Are we in Bawstin ?

My two girls were totally incharge of this sign.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Random Bieber Musings

Riddle me this.
I go to a Jamaican bar the other night. First night out in a very long time that I actually drank and got intoxicated. Myself and the 2 people that I accompanied are the legit,only white folks in the place. No big deal, but probably not the crowd that would enjoy some Justin Bieber music. One of my BFF's is there Token, this place his Cheers .
So me and Token are dancing having a blast I say, "Token I need hear some Bieber"
He says, "They ain't gonna play Bieber"
"Why not, Bieber is awesome"
He says, "Its not the type of music they are playing here."
I say, "Whaaaaat, I will request the Bieber & Usher song, that would be considered hip hop.
He gives me the side eye, you crazy bitty look "No Momma they ain't gonna play that"
Ya wanna bet I am thinking....I stroll up to Mr. DJ.
I say "Hey Mr. DJ can you play Justin Bieber and Usher please?"
"Ummmm probs not but we will try" (we will try is DJ talk for the answer NO)
"SO as we are dancing the rest eve away I'm yelling "BIEBERRRRRR" in between the songs, everyone thinks this is funny, because it is impossible request. Its all in good fun.

Last Call is announced, so the last song of the evening is going to be played.
Do you want to guess what the last song is?
Biggie? Nope.
Jay-Z? Nope.
Robot aka Nikki M? Nada.
Hooooooow about Weezy? Wrong again.

JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!

Not only is is J to the B, its "Baby", his cute little song, who does not include Usher, that is a legit pop song.

"Just Baby Baby ohhhhhh"

Token about lost his shit, then he was fist pumping my accomplishment.

Mission Accomplished.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

An Original Song from Justin Bieber to Me


After Justin met me a few weeks ago, he totally wrote a song for me. coughnotreallycough I was flattered at his grand gesture, no one has written me a song before. Let me share this sweetness with you all.
Please hum with the tune Baby, by JB

PlumCrazy*

Ohhhh wooaah (3x)
I know I want you, You just don't know it
I know your older, but I'm gonna wait
I want your luv, I want you heart
And you gotta gotta gotta be my cougar

Can we be an item? In only 2 years
Not just friends, you know what I'm saying
I want you to be my cougar my very first one
It would be totally awesome Rad and cool

And I was like
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy oooooh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy yeahhh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy ohhh
You'll be mine in just 2 short years (yeah)

Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy oooooh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy yeahhh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy ohhh
You'll be mine in just 2 short years (yeah)

For you, ill do what ever
And I just can't believe your so old and hot
And I wanna play it cool, but I'm only 16
But just you wait girl til I'm 18

I'm in pieces, 18 come the hell on
And just Shake me til wake me on my 18th
I'm going down down down doooon
(Get your mind out of the gutter you sick fuckers)

And I'm like
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy oooooh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy yeahhh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy ohhh
You'll be mine in just 2 short years (yeah)

Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy oooooh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy yeahhh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy ohhh
You'll be mine in just 2 short years (yeah)

(Rap)
I met you in Philly, a few weeks ago
I was like hot damn, I can't let her go
So I rubbed your arm, an grabbed your purse
I was speechless, Girl I couldn't talk
I was like god damn
I need to hit dat
How can I get me some
But you looked like at me like wtfbbq dude
Shoulda said tweet me
I know your are older, but I'm gonna wait
March 2012 yo
isn't that far away right?
Keep me on your mind babe
Cuz you will have me dreamin'

Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy oooooh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy yeahhh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy ohhh
You'll be mine in just 2 short years (yeah)

Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy oooooh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy yeahhh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy ohhh
You'll be mine in just 2 short years (yeah)

(Can't wait)
Yeah yeah yeah (x6)
(I can't wait, no I can't wait can't waaaiiiit)
March March March twelve
Eighteen

Cougar Out

*(replace PlumCrazy with my real name, it too fits nicely)