An Original Song from Justin Bieber to Me

After Justin met me a few weeks ago, he totally wrote a song for me. coughnotreallycough I was flattered at his grand gesture, no one has written me a song before. Let me share this sweetness with you all.
Please hum with the tune Baby, by JB

PlumCrazy*

Ohhhh wooaah (3x)
I know I want you, You just don't know it
I know your older, but I'm gonna wait
I want your luv, I want you heart
And you gotta gotta gotta be my cougar

Can we be an item? In only 2 years
Not just friends, you know what I'm saying
I want you to be my cougar my very first one
It would be totally awesome Rad and cool

And I was like
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy oooooh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy yeahhh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy ohhh
You'll be mine in just 2 short years (yeah)

Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy oooooh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy yeahhh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy ohhh
You'll be mine in just 2 short years (yeah)

For you, ill do what ever
And I just can't believe your so old and hot
And I wanna play it cool, but I'm only 16
But just you wait girl til I'm 18

I'm in pieces, 18 come the hell on
And just Shake me til wake me on my 18th
I'm going down down down doooon
(Get your mind out of the gutter you sick fuckers)

And I'm like
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy oooooh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy yeahhh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy ohhh
You'll be mine in just 2 short years (yeah)

Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy oooooh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy yeahhh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy ohhh
You'll be mine in just 2 short years (yeah)

(Rap)
I met you in Philly, a few weeks ago
I was like hot damn, I can't let her go
So I rubbed your arm, an grabbed your purse
I was speechless, Girl I couldn't talk
I was like god damn
I need to hit dat
How can I get me some
But you looked like at me like wtfbbq dude
Shoulda said tweet me
I know your are older, but I'm gonna wait
March 2012 yo
isn't that far away right?
Keep me on your mind babe
Cuz you will have me dreamin'

Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy oooooh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy yeahhh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy ohhh
You'll be mine in just 2 short years (yeah)

Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy oooooh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy yeahhh
Plum Crazy Crazy Crazy ohhh
You'll be mine in just 2 short years (yeah)

(Can't wait)
Yeah yeah yeah (x6)
(I can't wait, no I can't wait can't waaaiiiit)
March March March twelve
Eighteen

Cougar Out

*(replace PlumCrazy with my real name, it too fits nicely)