Monday, October 3, 2011

Somee Cards that I relate to & other shit i like






Some other things Ive come across on the interwebz, taken a photo of, was shared with me, that Ive enjoyed for one reason or another














Friday, September 30, 2011

100 Questions

Since I love to do surveys, answer questions and such...epically about me hee hee...I found a long ass questionnaire.  100 questions to be exact. 

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.

Skynrd- Free Bird  Carter Burwell- Bella's Lullaby  Hinder- Lips of an Angel  Usher- You Make Me Wanna  R. Kelly- Your Body's Callin'

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
JKRowling

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
'I don't know anyone who knows for certain what the red tablet does.' - Matched by Ally Condle

4) What do you think about most?
Things to write about


5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
"What's The Bean"

 
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

clothes on


7) What's your strangest talent?

i can touch my nose with my tongue

 
8) Girls.... RULE (finish the sentence); Boys....DROOL (finish the sentence)



9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
not that i am aware of




10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
I HATE the air guitar, its my biggest pet peeve...so i couldn't tell ya



11) Do you have any strange phobias?

tornado


12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
 yes, a pencil eraser




13) What's your religion?

God


14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

smoking


15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
BOTH





16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

Kings of Leon


17) What was the last lie you told?

i cant recall


18) Do you believe in karma?

YES


19) What does your URL mean?

omgitsparkles= oh my god it sparkles  - the twilight vampires inspired it


20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

weakness- procrastination  strength- resilience


21) Who is your celebrity crush?

ROBERT PATTINSON


22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

YES


23) How do you vent your anger?

cuss, throw a fit, type an angry tweet, email, text


24) Do you have a collection of anything?

books


25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

neither


26) Are you happy with the person you've become?

yes mostly


27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?

sound- plastic bags   love- laughter


28) What's your biggest "what if"?

what if i went away to college after high school


29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

yes/ no


30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

couch / paper


31) Smell the air. What do you smell?

my home


32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?





33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
East Coast

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?  
Rob Pattinson...yes he sings


35) To you, what is the meaning of life?

Live, Love, Laugh, work, just be


36) Define: Art.

Art is a person's creative outlet : music, drawing, writing, paint, crafting, cooking, dancing etc etc...what ever a person loves and brings it out of them


37) Do you believe in luck?
yes


38) What's the weather like right now?

cool and rainy


39) What time is it?

7:41pm


40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

yes...no...bumped into something....yes


41) What was the last book you read?

Chasing Brooklyn


42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?

yes


43) Do you have any nicknames?

yes


44) What was the last movie you saw?

Bridesmaids


45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?

stitches in hand


46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?

no


47) Do you have any obsessions right now?

yes


48) What's your sexual orientation?

Straight


49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

yes


50) Do you believe in magic?

no


51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

no


52) What is your astrological sign?

Taurus


53) Do you save money or spend it?

spend


54) What's the last thing you purchased?

lettuce


55) Love or lust?

love

56) In a relationship?
yes



57) How many relationships have you had?
3ish

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

yes


59) Where were you yesterday?
work, home




60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

yes, cupcake lip gloss


61) Are you wearing socks right now?

nope


62) What's your favorite animal?

cat, polar bear


63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

be myself


64) Where is your best friend?

home?


65) Spit or swallow?(;

spit


66) What is your heritage?

Italian, English


67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

playing on Pottermore


68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
Cockfire

69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
off of what?




70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
sure


71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
Save the dog, go to work wet


72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
A) i would have to tell  B) i would chill  C) yes


73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.

trust


74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

to many to name


75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
540noneofyourbusiness


76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

trust & fun


77) How can I win your heart?

Be Robert Pattinson


78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

depends on my mood and the situation


79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

to buy a blackberry


80) What size shoes are you?
7.5

81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

Full of Awesome


82) What is your favorite word?

FUCK


83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.

fart


84) What is a saying you say a lot?

fuckmerunning


85) What's the last song you listened to?

Unbelievable- Biggie Smalls


86) Basic question: what's your favorite color/colors?

purple, hot pink, grey, burgundy, aqua
87) What is your current desktop picture?

Robert Pattinson


88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

KStew


89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?

i don't know


90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

shit my pants


91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

to be INVISIBLE


92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

meting Rob Pattinson


93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?


94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

music- Rob Pattinson......if he don't count then Jared Followill


95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

England


96) Do you have any relatives in jail?

no


97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?

yes


98) Ever been on a plane?

yes


99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?





100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.



Friday, September 16, 2011

ABC's of Me

A. Age: 20 plus some more years
B. Bed Size: King
C. Chore That you Hate: Cleaning
D. Dogs: Lola
E. Essential Part to your Day: Blackberry & Latte
F. Favorite Color: cant pick just one! Purple, Hot Pink, Burgundy, Aqua, Grey
G. Gold or Silver: Silver.
H. Height: 5'5
I. Instruments: Guitar, Drums, Bass.....when playing Rock Band
J. Job Title: Account Specialist
K. Kids: they drive me crazy
L. Live: Delaware.
M. Mother’s Name: Bobbi
N. Nicknames: @plumcrazyyy, Robandi
O. Overnight Hospital Stays: 3 times
P. Pet Peeves: mini vans, air instruments to name only 2
Q. Quote from a Movie: "You may not like him. But you have to admit Dumbledores got style"
R. Right or Left handed: Right.
S. Siblings: allot
T. Time You Wake Up: As late as possible.
U. Underwear: boy shorts
V. Vegetable You Hate: All of them.  Every. Single. One
W. What makes you run late: sleeping, being to slow, kids, reading
X. X-Rays you’ve had: Teeth, back, neck, legs, head
Y. Yummy food that you make: Baked Ziti
Z. Zoo animal: Polar Bear

Friday, September 2, 2011

A mini baby photo shoot

Hey all,
Yesterday I did a mini photo shoot for my cousin, of their little boy.  He is just about 2 months old, and was a great sport.  Here are some of my edits.








Monday, August 29, 2011

MTV Music Awards- The clusterfuck

Hello there!!!  Me here.
I feel like Ive been using this blog to rant, rave and complain about pop culture on. 
But sometimes I just need to get shit out...pop culture is something I am up with because I love music, and certain TV programs, Movies, Actors, Books, and writing....which is all part of pop culture.
I have a few blog ideas that do not include my strong opinions so don't worry I wont turn this blog into a negative bitchy blah blah place....on word...

2011 MTV Music Awards (needs to die/quit/sit down/ retire)

I'm just going to throw some bullet points about last nights show up on here on my personal opinions while watching.
  • There were only 3 reasons I watched this show to begin with: 1) ADELE, 2) The Hunger Games movie sneak peak 3) My kid was watching it in my room to see Justin Bieber, Selena, and Taylor Lautner
  • The show was trash.  It was Awkward, unfunny, under stimulating, anti climatic, boring, disorganized and a big ass cluster fuck of fuckery.  In short..its was straight up RUBBISH.
  • This seems to be the pace where celebs decide to one up each other on "Who can dress like a fucking idiot rolled in shit, coming up looking like douche bags"
  • Question, MTV does not play Videos like ever.  Unless you have an upgraded cable plan, or specifically go on line to look up videos MUSIC TELEVISION is NOT the place to discover music. So how contradicting is it that they have an Award Show?
  • Awards are given out based on popularity of teens/20s who are the only ones who get online to vote.  There for, LEGIT singers, LEGIT musicians are usually snubbed for the songs that they play the fuck out the the radios, and never want to hear again because you cant get away form the crap.
  • MTV just needs to quit with this fuckery, its 2nd hand embarrassing, the awards mean balls, and if I won one I would not be bragging about it.  Its like winning an award for being 'over played, boring, sugar popped, throat stuffing song' out there.
 Lets talk about the performers
  • Jay-Z and Kanye- trash.  They were both shouting into the mics over top of each other jumping around and not even rapping with the beat.  Jay-Z is legit in his own right, but that performance was RUBBISH.
  • Kanye was drunk AGAIN.  He is shoved so far up Jay-Z's ass hole its sad.  Kanye is a Thunder Douche alone, I mean his music is legit good, but he ruins his WHOLE image with his self righteous Cocky Twat attitude.  So it seems he needs Jay-Z to keep his whack ass popularity above water.

(continue under the cut)
  • Chris Brown, another douche nozzle, he and Kanye should stat a club called Summers Eve Assholes.  Chris did not sing, he rolled around on wires.  (Pink already did that, and it was better)  Then tried to spruce it up with other Throwback artists..>Wu Tang really?  Sit the fuck down Chris, you suck.  You should have did the song with Bieber...because the demographic watching don't even know who Wu Tang is. And Wu is classic, they don't need you touching them....
  • GaGa.  Ok at first with her performance, ok I get it.  She looked like a Johnny Zucko or Ralph Maicho knock off.  She performed like she was high on Meth, I though she was going to Literally have sexual relations with her piano.  It's GaGa I get it, but it was just way to much.  THEN GaGa stays in character of her Alter Ego the whole show? Really? Um no.  THEN she steals Brittany's thunder.  
  • Nikki Minaj looked like a hot fucking mess, a cluster fuck of Hello Kitty, Toy Story, Rainbow Bright, a Disco Lego Ball--the mirrors screaming for a line to be snorted off of.  FAIL Nikki.  
  • How is Kim Kardash relevant to the MTV Music Awards?
  • Katy Perry was precious, she could have left her Asian parasol home, it was not sunny INSIDE the theater..that's almost as bad as wearing Sunglasses  when not performing. THEN what the fuck was up with the Government Cheese on her head? The pick hair was very 'Greese Frenchy' of her & she pulled it off.
  • Beyonce- it was odd seeing her fully dressed while performing.  I though for sure she was going to rip her clothes off...but nope she revealed her baby bump.  That was adorbs.  It sucks it had to be at the MTV Whack awards, but Ill take it.
  • Tyler the Creator- did he create the human fucking race? I mean why was it necessary for him to accept his award with 56 people?  Why?  Tyler.....do you know who MC Hammer is?  He had a super large posse too.....he had to pay them....now Hammer is BROKE.  Calm down, keep your posse small and close, cos its just a matter of time before there are fights and law suites.  just saying.
  • Lil Wayne..Lil Wayne...Lil Wayne.  I love Lil Wayne, I do, I mean I mainly like him for his colabs, i cant do a whole CD of just him...its like the longest run on sentence in history....like Drake's music.  But Wayne...an audio tuned mic? really?  AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN SING 75% OF THE SONG!  You are a rapper you DIDN'T EVEN RAP! What did come out of your mouth came in the form of audio tune!  WTF? T-Pain called and wants his mic back. THEN, you broke out a guitar...I was all word up Wayne is gonna rip it.  Then you didn't.  You strummed the fucking strings 3.5 times. (my friend called it a pick-scrape) then you threw the fucking guitar...really? Why.....your guitar pick scrape was not worthy of a guitar bash.  And your skinny jeans.  I love that you rock them..but they are called SKINNY jeans for a reason...they are to be fitted on your body..your legs, and ass.  You looked like an asshole with you trying to SAG SKINNY JEANS...no just no...no no no....NO NO NO NO....stop it the fuck now
  • The Winehouse tribute was tastefully done...but then Bruno Mars had to be apart of it.  Just nah, not the best idea.  But it was good to see Amy recognized for her LEGIT voice, even though MTV ditched her after her one hit in the US.  She had more music after 'Rehab' and before she ummmmm started getting bad with the drugs, but MTV didn't give 3 fucks.  They age just 1 fuck, because it was the right theng to do. Oh and MTV is shoved up the UK's ass is lame-o.
  • The Hunger Games 'sneek peak'  Is that what you called that?  Showing us the main character running through a forest with a voice over saying that main character is brave. Really?  That will really grab an audience that hasn't read the books! (sarcastic) I mean I was waiting for Edward Cullen and other Twilight characters to pop out from the trees and say hello.  That sneak peak was so fucking anti climatic for a Hunger Game fan, I would have rather punched my self in the face 5 times.
  • Lastly Adele.  The brilliant, amazing, soulful, Adele.  She was simply amazing.  She is ALWAYS simply amazing.  She is what is called a LEGIT musician.  She sings with her voice....LIVE (gasp) no audio tune (oh my) no over singing 'back up singers' (say it ain't so) I know I know, you didn't think there were any musicians left that actually sang for real , and that were actually good...great....amazing....BRILLIANT. I have a few things to say about her (besides what I already said)  1) Why was she there? Why was her time wasted that this circus show? I was 2nd hand embarrassed for her. I bet she was asking herself these same questions.  2) She didn't win anything....well no awards that had to do with her MUSIC...but that's ok, because I already stated that MTV Music Awards are balls...She did win for -Best Video Editing, -Best Art Direction, and -Best Cinematography...... fucking seriously?  That is a mother fucking dying shame. 
In closing I am fucking embarrassed for MTV, they are pathetic. I quit MTV, they suck asshole lips, and is no use to me or my music life. 
If you've read this far I commend you.  I also thank you. 
I got that out of my system and it feels damn good!

xoxo

This is what REAL honest singing
looks like.











Friday, July 22, 2011

What in the Hell kind of Attitude Adjustment Pill did someone give Kristen Stewart?

Yesterday in San Diego Cali, the annual Comic Con convention took place.  I read somewhere that this is also known as the Nerd Prom.  I can say I never even heard of it until Twilight Saga New Moon was to be released. 
The real reason for this post is that something incredible happened. Something that I thought I'd never ever witness.  Something that I  never saw before.  I am still confused and left in the dark, and I think it is safe to say that other people are still scratching their heads.
Kristen Stewart (aka Bella Swan) smiled.  I mean yeah she smiles, but she SMILED A LOT like more then she has smiled in the past 3 years that I knew that she existed. 
Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn part 1 is due to come out in November of this year, so the cast and director were present at the convention.
If you watch past press conferences..or any interviews for that matter you will find Kristen (aka Beef, thats what I call her) you will find Beef a big lump on a log.  She is usually very aloof, bored looking, emo, grumpy looking, and just all together looks like it is inconveniencing her to do her job. Oh and her favorite thing is to roll her eyes at her co-stars and fans. 
But yesterday must of been opposite day because the bitch was Little Miss Sunshine.  It was fucking weird.
Now if Kristen Beef Stew was HALF this pleasant...shit no...a QUARTER this pleasant over the 3 years I may of liked her.  But she was not.
Dear KBeefStew,
I have to say its a little too late Sunbeam.  The rainbows you are throwing up, the kittens you are shitting, the puppies and unicorns that are floating in your ora....aint fooling me Rainbow Brite.
I'm happy FINALLY after 5 movies, cabillions of dollars, notoriety, a fan base, irrelevant mtv movie awards, getting to be friends with Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Peter Fatchenilli, etc you roll up in Comic Con a new chick....I want to thank who ever it was to finally told you about your self.  I want to hug them.  But unfortunately I don't see this lasting long so yeah...I don't believe it. Oh and your new attitude, still wont help that fuckery of a movie Breaking Dawn the Fail Boat Cluster Fuck beat Harry Potter in the box office.  Nope. 
Now if Rob came to me, made out with me, and did dirty dirty things to me then yes maybe I would buy a ticket, and pimp the movie out but nahhhh its a no go.
Regards
Me
The point of this post? There is not really one.  All I wanted to do is caption these photos from yesterday, but Gmail wouldn't let me send such a large file via email to my friends, so I figured I'd post them here and send my girls over.
Enjoy.


PS: If you want to check out the beauty that is Robert Pattinson and his off the look, wtf, you so silly hair, please visit my Rob Blog I run with my dearest friend "Jennison".  All Rob All the Time


Rob's thoughts......I just don't get it, what is she on? I am just lit tra lee confused at her sunshine attitude. HELP She can tease me like this..she can do this to the fans...

I don't know id i have ever witnessed this before..i am like blown the fuck away....the trio...ONLY BEEF IS.... what is that? gasp OMG her face did not break...ITS A SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I think Tay and Rob are stunned and maybe scared shitless...

Kristen- ...and my people told me..if i wasn't a good girl they would string me up by my ears ahhhhh ahhhhhhh 
 Rob- this bitch is crazy...i need to find out what they gave her

Elizabeth- OMG Rob, Rob (shakes Rob) I really think its time...I think Summit is going to let her come out of the closet!!!  Who knew all they had to do is let her come out for her to be Happyyyyyyyyyy....!!!!!  
Rob: I'm scared, very scared, I think I'm dreaming, I think they slipped her something.....HELP!!!!!!!!



I dedicate this post to the very few Kristen fans that I actually love
Liz Beth Ann, Lindsey, and Val 
and I thank you for not being like those
"other" Kristen fans..you know what I'm talking about
the fucking crazy ones with no self control lol
xoxo

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 A Movie Review

Absolutely brilliant. Loved it!!



I was lit tra lee on the edge of my seat. I gave my self a headache because I was so keyed up, my palms were sweating.


There were tons of things I loved (most all of the movie) Some things I missed, and I few things I didn't like how they changed up. But it was amazing!!
I was scared to watch it because not only is this my favorite Harry Potter book out of the series, but it is my favorite book that I have ever read ever.  Never have I ever had a book take me on a roller coaster ride of emotions while reading, heart pounding, sadness, fear, oh my god, and what the fuck moments, it was ridiculous.
But all in all I was proud of how this movie came out, they did it justice. Dan Radcliffe himself was just awesome, when watching he became Harry Potter, I mean like really became him. He put his all in to this character for the final movie. I was very impressed on how real it all came out to be, for a fantasy fiction story.  This movie like the book was action packed and fast moving. I cannot wait to see it again so that I can pay attention to other things on the screen the 2nd time around.  This is a must see. A+  A+ a thousand.

My full review under the cut...full of spoilers......spoilers......spoilers