The Reviews are in: Breaking Dawn the Epic Clusterfuckery part 1

Good morning everyone.  I was not even going to post today, I was not even going to post anything about Breaking Dawn until I saw it myself.  The the shit storm that I woke up to this morning is just to epic not to share.  I was a bit late to work because I was reading all the reviews from friends that went to the midnight showing.  I was laughing my ass off, i was a tad shocked, because the person that I thought woulds like it a little bit, raged out a bit HAHA.  After reading these texts & emails this makes me want to see the movie ASAP...on bootleg.  So let me share some of the thoughts form my friends, Twilight fans....on how Breaking Dawn was just.....  just read.....

• I can't even......
• WTF? Rob is lucky he is sexy and I love him
• Man that was funny
• I left during the birth scene to puke, no lie
• I kept my eyes shut, that shit was nauseating
• We did more laughing than anything, i was snorting
• good thing Plumcrazyyy didn't go she'd be bullshit
• What a CLUSTERFUCK!
• I am still in shock
• To much jammed in that movie
• the few sweet parts were over shadowed by the cheesy, corny, stupid shit
• I cant wait for Plumcrazyyy's commentary
• The Cullens looked bloated
• K Stewart plays a great dead person
• I cannot believe this was released to the public
• I have no desire to see this again
• I wanted to like it but I am still WTFBBQ
• ...stupid vampire who didn't think to use a condom..
• The first 3 [Twilight Movies] deserve Academy Awards compared to this one

Apparently there is an Epic fail of a wolf scene that these girls tore to bits after the laughter stopped

• The fucking wolves talked like they were in a transformer movie
• Wolf scene?? Sam [head wolf] sounded like Darth Vader.  The whole scene was just.........
• cringe worthy especially the wolf parts
• Taylor over acted

That's enough for now.  But like I said yesterday with the book being balls we can expect the movie to me that good...I cant stop laughing.  I'll be back with my thoughts on it all when I get around to seeing it.

Nom Nom Vamp Baby Nom: Breaking Dawn, the Fail Boat of Epic Clusterfuckery

As you may know by now I am a fan of the Twilight Saga.  However over the past year and a half my love for it has faded a bit.  There is only so much of it that you can take.  Its been dragged out for so long my interest is just 'eh'.  Now I am still a huge Rob Pattinson fan, my love for him will last a while.
So the first half of the last book in the series Breaking Dawn movie comes out tonight at midnight.  You will be surprised to know that I will not be attending this midnight showing.  After Eclipse I told myself no more midnight movies, its just not worth the butt ache for an ok movie.  Shoot I don't know if I'm even going to run out and see it soon either. The Breaking Dawn book, while reading it well it was disappointing.  Out of the 600+ pages of that book I can honestly say that I only enjoyed about 5 or 6 scenes.  The book was balls.  I can go on about my book review but I won't that is a post by itself.  With my dislike of the book, and my not so great review of the last movie Eclipse, excitement for the Breaking Dawn movie is just not there.
First and foremost, why the fuck they thought this book was a good idea to be a TWO PART MOVIE, is beyond me.  I just don't understand that what so ever.  I mean for the integrity of the story there was no need for it to be drawn out to 2 movies, none what so ever.  I know why they did it, 1. to compete with Harry Potter, (and don't get me started on that, lets just say there is no competition there.)  2. Money  3. Relevance.  We all know that the production company that is in cahoots with the saga, was not well known at all before this. Twilight has made them tons and tons and tons of money.  We all know that money makes the world go 'round, especially in Hollywood so there you have it, they had to drag this thing out for the money, to stay relevant for another year because lets face it this productions company will never experience this again. Period.
OK lets move on...as for the books, I loved Twilight tons, liked New Moon a lot (after the 2nd reading), and loved loved loved Eclipse. I already said Breaking Dawn was balls.   The movies: I loved loved Twilight, loved New Moon, and only kinda liked Eclipse a little (i can only pick out parts that i liked) it was a major let down seeing how I loved the book a ton.
When reading Breaking Dawn I only liked a few parts.  There was more WTFs going on, and boredom for most of the book. This is what I liked form the books:
1. Edward and Bella's wedding
2. Jacob & Rosalie's on going spats
3. Bella waking up a vamp
4. Bella showing her strength with Emmet arm wrestling and breaking rocks
5. Bella lifting her shield so that  Edward could read her mind
Yep that's it.  The book sucked, the main things I could not stand was the fade to Black sex scene, after allllllll that time waiting we get nothing! Edward turning into a pussy.  The wretched creepy hybrid baby. The big vamp war that never was. Bella getting every little tiny thing she wanted..that was just too perfect and unrealistic.

As for the movie I am thinking that the first half will be happy sparkly sunny rainbows.  That is fine with me, but with Kristen Stewart as Bella, I see it being a forced fake happy, she just does nothing for me what so ever and turning Bella butch well no, just no.  Then a pussy Edward? I hope not, I need my Edward to be fierce and if they make that change for the movie I will be game for that. Rob Pattinson has this Edward roll down, I'm sure he will play the part nice, even if the lines are cringe worthy. What I am most looking forward to is...no not the wedding, not the honeymoon nope.  The birth scene.  I love when people who haven't read the books learn of the birth scene.  Lets just say since they baby is half vamp its not normal pregnancy or delivery its not going to be pretty and it will be horrid.  I. Can't. Wait.  Nom nom vamp baby nom.
Ill return at some point with my movie review.
xoxo

Somee Cards that I relate to & other shit i like

Some other things Ive come across on the interwebz, taken a photo of, was shared with me, that Ive enjoyed for one reason or another

100 Questions

Since I love to do surveys, answer questions and such...epically about me hee hee...I found a long ass questionnaire.  100 questions to be exact. 

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.

Skynrd- Free Bird  Carter Burwell- Bella's Lullaby  Hinder- Lips of an Angel  Usher- You Make Me Wanna  R. Kelly- Your Body's Callin'

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
JKRowling

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
'I don't know anyone who knows for certain what the red tablet does.' - Matched by Ally Condle

4) What do you think about most?
Things to write about


5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
"What's The Bean"

 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

clothes on


7) What's your strangest talent?

i can touch my nose with my tongue

 8) Girls.... RULE (finish the sentence); Boys....DROOL (finish the sentence)



9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
not that i am aware of




10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
I HATE the air guitar, its my biggest pet peeve...so i couldn't tell ya



11) Do you have any strange phobias?

tornado


12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
 yes, a pencil eraser




13) What's your religion?

God


14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

smoking


15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
BOTH




16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

Kings of Leon


17) What was the last lie you told?

i cant recall


18) Do you believe in karma?

YES


19) What does your URL mean?

omgitsparkles= oh my god it sparkles  - the twilight vampires inspired it


20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

weakness- procrastination  strength- resilience


21) Who is your celebrity crush?

ROBERT PATTINSON


22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

YES


23) How do you vent your anger?

cuss, throw a fit, type an angry tweet, email, text


24) Do you have a collection of anything?

books


25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

neither


26) Are you happy with the person you've become?

yes mostly


27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?

sound- plastic bags   love- laughter


28) What's your biggest "what if"?

what if i went away to college after high school


29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

yes/ no


30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

couch / paper


31) Smell the air. What do you smell?

my home


32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?





33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
East Coast

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?  
Rob Pattinson...yes he sings


35) To you, what is the meaning of life?

Live, Love, Laugh, work, just be


36) Define: Art.

Art is a person's creative outlet : music, drawing, writing, paint, crafting, cooking, dancing etc etc...what ever a person loves and brings it out of them


37) Do you believe in luck?
yes


38) What's the weather like right now?

cool and rainy


39) What time is it?

7:41pm


40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

yes...no...bumped into something....yes


41) What was the last book you read?

Chasing Brooklyn


42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?

yes


43) Do you have any nicknames?

yes


44) What was the last movie you saw?

Bridesmaids


45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?

stitches in hand


46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?

no


47) Do you have any obsessions right now?

yes


48) What's your sexual orientation?

Straight


49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

yes


50) Do you believe in magic?

no


51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

no


52) What is your astrological sign?

Taurus


53) Do you save money or spend it?

spend


54) What's the last thing you purchased?

lettuce


55) Love or lust?

love

56) In a relationship?
yes



57) How many relationships have you had?
3ish

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

yes


59) Where were you yesterday?
work, home




60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

yes, cupcake lip gloss


61) Are you wearing socks right now?

nope


62) What's your favorite animal?

cat, polar bear


63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

be myself


64) Where is your best friend?

home?


65) Spit or swallow?(;

spit


66) What is your heritage?

Italian, English


67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

playing on Pottermore


68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
Cockfire

69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
off of what?




70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
sure


71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
Save the dog, go to work wet


72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
A) i would have to tell  B) i would chill  C) yes


73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.

trust


74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

to many to name


75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
540noneofyourbusiness


76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

trust & fun


77) How can I win your heart?

Be Robert Pattinson


78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

depends on my mood and the situation


79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

to buy a blackberry


80) What size shoes are you?
7.5

81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

Full of Awesome


82) What is your favorite word?

FUCK


83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.

fart


84) What is a saying you say a lot?

fuckmerunning


85) What's the last song you listened to?

Unbelievable- Biggie Smalls


86) Basic question: what's your favorite color/colors?

purple, hot pink, grey, burgundy, aqua
87) What is your current desktop picture?

Robert Pattinson


88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

KStew


89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?

i don't know


90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

shit my pants


91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

to be INVISIBLE


92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

meting Rob Pattinson


93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?


94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

music- Rob Pattinson......if he don't count then Jared Followill


95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

England


96) Do you have any relatives in jail?

no


97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?

yes


98) Ever been on a plane?

yes


99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?





100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.

ABC's of Me

A. Age: 20 plus some more years
B. Bed Size: King
C. Chore That you Hate: Cleaning
D. Dogs: Lola
E. Essential Part to your Day: Blackberry & Latte
F. Favorite Color: cant pick just one! Purple, Hot Pink, Burgundy, Aqua, Grey
G. Gold or Silver: Silver.
H. Height: 5'5
I. Instruments: Guitar, Drums, Bass.....when playing Rock Band
J. Job Title: Account Specialist
K. Kids: they drive me crazy
L. Live: Delaware.
M. Mother’s Name: Bobbi
N. Nicknames: @plumcrazyyy, Robandi
O. Overnight Hospital Stays: 3 times
P. Pet Peeves: mini vans, air instruments to name only 2
Q. Quote from a Movie: "You may not like him. But you have to admit Dumbledores got style"
R. Right or Left handed: Right.
S. Siblings: allot
T. Time You Wake Up: As late as possible.
U. Underwear: boy shorts
V. Vegetable You Hate: All of them.  Every. Single. One
W. What makes you run late: sleeping, being to slow, kids, reading
X. X-Rays you’ve had: Teeth, back, neck, legs, head
Y. Yummy food that you make: Baked Ziti
Z. Zoo animal: Polar Bear

A mini baby photo shoot

Hey all,
Yesterday I did a mini photo shoot for my cousin, of their little boy.  He is just about 2 months old, and was a great sport.  Here are some of my edits.

MTV Music Awards- The clusterfuck

Hello there!!!  Me here.
I feel like Ive been using this blog to rant, rave and complain about pop culture on. 
But sometimes I just need to get shit out...pop culture is something I am up with because I love music, and certain TV programs, Movies, Actors, Books, and writing....which is all part of pop culture.
I have a few blog ideas that do not include my strong opinions so don't worry I wont turn this blog into a negative bitchy blah blah place....on word...

2011 MTV Music Awards (needs to die/quit/sit down/ retire)

I'm just going to throw some bullet points about last nights show up on here on my personal opinions while watching.

• There were only 3 reasons I watched this show to begin with: 1) ADELE, 2) The Hunger Games movie sneak peak 3) My kid was watching it in my room to see Justin Bieber, Selena, and Taylor Lautner
• The show was trash.  It was Awkward, unfunny, under stimulating, anti climatic, boring, disorganized and a big ass cluster fuck of fuckery.  In short..its was straight up RUBBISH.
• This seems to be the pace where celebs decide to one up each other on "Who can dress like a fucking idiot rolled in shit, coming up looking like douche bags"
• Question, MTV does not play Videos like ever.  Unless you have an upgraded cable plan, or specifically go on line to look up videos MUSIC TELEVISION is NOT the place to discover music. So how contradicting is it that they have an Award Show?
• Awards are given out based on popularity of teens/20s who are the only ones who get online to vote.  There for, LEGIT singers, LEGIT musicians are usually snubbed for the songs that they play the fuck out the the radios, and never want to hear again because you cant get away form the crap.
• MTV just needs to quit with this fuckery, its 2nd hand embarrassing, the awards mean balls, and if I won one I would not be bragging about it.  Its like winning an award for being 'over played, boring, sugar popped, throat stuffing song' out there.

 Lets talk about the performers

• Jay-Z and Kanye- trash.  They were both shouting into the mics over top of each other jumping around and not even rapping with the beat.  Jay-Z is legit in his own right, but that performance was RUBBISH.
• Kanye was drunk AGAIN.  He is shoved so far up Jay-Z's ass hole its sad.  Kanye is a Thunder Douche alone, I mean his music is legit good, but he ruins his WHOLE image with his self righteous Cocky Twat attitude.  So it seems he needs Jay-Z to keep his whack ass popularity above water.

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• Chris Brown, another douche nozzle, he and Kanye should stat a club called Summers Eve Assholes.  Chris did not sing, he rolled around on wires.  (Pink already did that, and it was better)  Then tried to spruce it up with other Throwback artists..>Wu Tang really?  Sit the fuck down Chris, you suck.  You should have did the song with Bieber...because the demographic watching don't even know who Wu Tang is. And Wu is classic, they don't need you touching them....
• GaGa.  Ok at first with her performance, ok I get it.  She looked like a Johnny Zucko or Ralph Maicho knock off.  She performed like she was high on Meth, I though she was going to Literally have sexual relations with her piano.  It's GaGa I get it, but it was just way to much.  THEN GaGa stays in character of her Alter Ego the whole show? Really? Um no.  THEN she steals Brittany's thunder.  
• Nikki Minaj looked like a hot fucking mess, a cluster fuck of Hello Kitty, Toy Story, Rainbow Bright, a Disco Lego Ball--the mirrors screaming for a line to be snorted off of.  FAIL Nikki.  
• How is Kim Kardash relevant to the MTV Music Awards?
• Katy Perry was precious, she could have left her Asian parasol home, it was not sunny INSIDE the theater..that's almost as bad as wearing Sunglasses  when not performing. THEN what the fuck was up with the Government Cheese on her head? The pick hair was very 'Greese Frenchy' of her & she pulled it off.
• Beyonce- it was odd seeing her fully dressed while performing.  I though for sure she was going to rip her clothes off...but nope she revealed her baby bump.  That was adorbs.  It sucks it had to be at the MTV Whack awards, but Ill take it.
• Tyler the Creator- did he create the human fucking race? I mean why was it necessary for him to accept his award with 56 people?  Why?  Tyler.....do you know who MC Hammer is?  He had a super large posse too.....he had to pay them....now Hammer is BROKE.  Calm down, keep your posse small and close, cos its just a matter of time before there are fights and law suites.  just saying.
• Lil Wayne..Lil Wayne...Lil Wayne.  I love Lil Wayne, I do, I mean I mainly like him for his colabs, i cant do a whole CD of just him...its like the longest run on sentence in history....like Drake's music.  But Wayne...an audio tuned mic? really?  AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN SING 75% OF THE SONG!  You are a rapper you DIDN'T EVEN RAP! What did come out of your mouth came in the form of audio tune!  WTF? T-Pain called and wants his mic back. THEN, you broke out a guitar...I was all word up Wayne is gonna rip it.  Then you didn't.  You strummed the fucking strings 3.5 times. (my friend called it a pick-scrape) then you threw the fucking guitar...really? Why.....your guitar pick scrape was not worthy of a guitar bash.  And your skinny jeans.  I love that you rock them..but they are called SKINNY jeans for a reason...they are to be fitted on your body..your legs, and ass.  You looked like an asshole with you trying to SAG SKINNY JEANS...no just no...no no no....NO NO NO NO....stop it the fuck now
• The Winehouse tribute was tastefully done...but then Bruno Mars had to be apart of it.  Just nah, not the best idea.  But it was good to see Amy recognized for her LEGIT voice, even though MTV ditched her after her one hit in the US.  She had more music after 'Rehab' and before she ummmmm started getting bad with the drugs, but MTV didn't give 3 fucks.  They age just 1 fuck, because it was the right theng to do. Oh and MTV is shoved up the UK's ass is lame-o.
• The Hunger Games 'sneek peak'  Is that what you called that?  Showing us the main character running through a forest with a voice over saying that main character is brave. Really?  That will really grab an audience that hasn't read the books! (sarcastic) I mean I was waiting for Edward Cullen and other Twilight characters to pop out from the trees and say hello.  That sneak peak was so fucking anti climatic for a Hunger Game fan, I would have rather punched my self in the face 5 times.
• Lastly Adele.  The brilliant, amazing, soulful, Adele.  She was simply amazing.  She is ALWAYS simply amazing.  She is what is called a LEGIT musician.  She sings with her voice....LIVE (gasp) no audio tune (oh my) no over singing 'back up singers' (say it ain't so) I know I know, you didn't think there were any musicians left that actually sang for real , and that were actually good...great....amazing....BRILLIANT. I have a few things to say about her (besides what I already said)  1) Why was she there? Why was her time wasted that this circus show? I was 2nd hand embarrassed for her. I bet she was asking herself these same questions.  2) She didn't win anything....well no awards that had to do with her MUSIC...but that's ok, because I already stated that MTV Music Awards are balls...She did win for -Best Video Editing, -Best Art Direction, and -Best Cinematography...... fucking seriously?  That is a mother fucking dying shame. 

In closing I am fucking embarrassed for MTV, they are pathetic. I quit MTV, they suck asshole lips, and is no use to me or my music life. 
If you've read this far I commend you.  I also thank you. 
I got that out of my system and it feels damn good!

xoxo

This is what REAL honest singing
looks like.