Where did June go? A ramble post

I dropped the balls on that, totally forgot to post a June entry.  June was a busy freaking month! It was to the point I had to turn off my google groups so that I wouldn't get trapped in the vortex of emails, while my work sat on the side unfinished. I miss my girls!
June is also our crazy month at work, its the ending of the Fiscal year, we have to close out last year, open new year, then our system goes down. As is the last 2 weeks in July! You would think it would be time to paaaarty with no system, but noooo, I just had to catch up on piles of crap I put off during during the year, make new crap for the new year, and clean out all kinds of crap.
I also have come to realize why work says no vacations during June.... getting prepared for the vacation I think took longer than the vacation lasted. But we had a freaking blast!  Went to the OBX North Carolina, our first time. R's first family vacation that was not at our state beaches. Our first vacation in 5 years!  It was a brilliant time. Will go again, it was a real vacation that included family, friends, good food, drinks, and allot of relaxing!  No crowded boardwalks, and we had a pool in our back yard, so the kids were set!
 I would suggest going to the OBX, the ride was smooth (for us) our Boston friends ride sucked due to NY traffic. But all in all it a great relaxing trip. I would post some pictures but I am lame & do not have any on this computer to share.

Ill be back with my July post, I hope.
Peace
Plummy

I'm assuming a hug from Jesus would feel like this...

Hey y'all. Yesterday the day before yesterday (since it seems to take me two flipping days to do a blog post)I took it upon myself to do a little Googling. (that sounds dirty) I want to write more so I thought let me Google and see what blog writing ideas I can throw down. Since this blog is a "cluster effing mess of words" I can pick what ever I want! It was funny because other bloggers looked to have had the same ideas as me.  They even took it as far as to make a blog post out of a list of things to blog about, that was clever.   I got some ideas and inspiration from these lists (thank you random blogs I clicked on)  I think I'm ready to blog my face off.
I'm going to share Six Three things that own me right now.*  These are some things that I think are amazing, brilliant, funny, fun and I just like them. You should take it upon yourself and check them out. (if you have not done this already) Now these things may not be 'new' but i like these things so yeah. * i was going to list Six things, but I am a wordy bitch, so I just did Three.  Ill come back with my other things that own me.

1. If you don't know, now you know. What is Pinterest?  This site is crack. Period. Pure and Simple. Its a virtual pin board of stuff. Links to all kinds of different blogs for anything and everything that you would never think of.   Pinterest is crack

  
2. Lovesac go ahead and click. Its not a dirty site I promise. I finally got my lovesac for my birthday this year. Ive been wanting one for years!  This is probably the most comfortable thing that my body has ever encountered (and trust cos my bed is the bomb dot com) Its a modern day bean bag. But it don't have those peaky beans in it. All you have to do is Fluff your Sac, maybe punch your sac, roll your sac and then sit on your sac. It forms to your body like you re being hugged by sweet Jesus himself. (well I'm assuming since well Ive never hugged Jesus) If you have a sore near you, please walk in there and plop your ass down on a sac and feel what heaven is. (again another assumption, since I've never been to heaven)

 

3.  Magic Mike one of Channing Tatumn's new movies coming out this summer (June 29th) You may or may not know that Ive adored me some Channing for some time now. Since some Step it Up and some Stop Loss, Ive just wanted to nom nom nom him up. His personality is awesome, acting is pretty good at times, oh yeah and hes not hard on the eyes.  I am excited for this movie more so than any other movie that is non book related. Me and a few of my fellow Twitter friends have been on top of the promo for this movie. Whats it about? Well Chan Chan plays a stripper.  Yeppers.  He has some lip smacking co-stars in the movie with him.  Now I'm not the biggest fan of male strippers...live in person, or even on calendars and such. But since its a movie and Chan Chan is going to be helicoptering his junk around I'm there. If you want to read something funny get a hold of the May 25th issue of Entertainment Weekly. There is an hilarious interview with the cast of Magic Mike including Chan, Matthew McConaughey, Matt Bomer, & Joe Mangamiello. It had me in laughing fits!

  


Until next time....
Peace
Plum Crazy

oh and Rob doesn't need to be added to the list, because hes a permement fixture of owning my ass. If he knew me I'd be owning him too, because this awesomeness swag that I have is hard to resist.  (ok just let me stop) HA!

Be Inspired

I can't believe it is May 17th already!  Where has the time gone?  I've been wanting to blog. But I didn't know what to write about, I'm just being difficult and getting on my own nerves.  I mean I am a chatty mo fo, I always have something to talk about. I guess I need to get my face out of my book, or fics, or twitter and just do it. Damn I sound like a broken record. For now on, I am just going to stop talking about how I don't blog and just freaking write, yup that's what I'm going to do.
I am just going to pick a random topic and write. I have words on my calendar that were photos I was supposed to take for the May Photo a Day , and of course I failed on that.  One day Ill complete something!!
My girl Jennison has picked the #7 and the subject for that day is "Inspires You"

in·spi·ra·tion   /ˌɪnspəˈreɪʃən/ [in-spuh-rey-shuhn]
noun
1. an inspiring or animating action or influence: I cannot write poetry without inspiration.
2. something inspired, as an idea.
3. a result of inspired activity.
4. a thing or person that inspires.
5. Theology .
a. a divine influence directly and immediately exerted upon the mind or soul.
b. the divine quality of the writings or words of a person so influenced.


There are so many things and people that inspire me.  The main people that inspires me is my family.  If it weren't for them I don't know where I would be today. So because of them I want to do something that they will be proud of.  I still haven't found that 'something' yet that I have actually completed, but I have some goals set.
*First I would love to finish my degree. I have 1 more year to earn my bachelors degree.  I have not been to school in over 6 years!  I just need to gather the funds to return. I am working on that.
*Second I want to write something.  A novel, a screen play, a short story.  I have things written, but not complete (surprise surprise).  My writing piece don't have to go anywhere I just want to complete a piece. That's all I want at this point.  Maybe when I finish I will stretch the goal out. 
I have many writer friends that inspire me to write. They are so good and I want to be like them. I just need to focus.
In conclusion My writer friends inspire me allot. But my family inspires me the most. They inspire me to get up each morning. They inspire me to want to be a better person, to do something to show that putting your mind to something you can reach your goals.
Now I just need to kick my own ass in gear and finish something!!!! 

Random FYI
* I am not 100 % sure how to use a comma
* I finished my 22 book of the year
* I've also read an estimated 10 completes fics
* I need to switch my deodorant for the first time since I stopped using Teen Spirit
* I love Pinterest.com
* I successfully arranged for my niece to meet her favorite singer ever James Durbin 
* One Direction has replaced Justin Bieber by the kid
* Me and the other kid still love Justin Bieber 
* I cant get on the 1D boat, even though they are British I just can't sorry JB4Eva!!!

Peace

Some Harry Potter Pimpin'

Hello All!
I almost missed my April post here.  I also see that I did make a March post, only because I entered a book giveaway contest.  I need to step my game up over here!  In my 101 in 1001 my goal is to make at least one post a month here, I am totes doing the bare minimum.  If I could just keep my ass off Twitter and Pinterest maybe I would have more time. Ill try to make an effort. Maybe.We shall see.

 Lets see...what to write about today. DING, I got it.  Today is my friend's birthday, she turned 35 25.  She might kill me for writing this. But then again I don't think she knows of my blogging.  Well she will today. So any who, my friend.... lets call her HotMama,.... (I know but my wit and clever meter is low today, it is Monday I just can't think of anything more catchy than that.) I'm rambling......
So It was brought to my attention that HotMama didn't know a motherfecking thing about Harry Potter. Nothing.  At.  All.  I mean I know I myself is considered a "new" fan by just reading the books in 2009, but holy shit balls at least I knew Harry was a Wizard, and he had 2 best friends that fought bad guys.  Yes that was my extent. But HotMama here knows nothing and I was like OH Hold Up Here!  I mean I know she is not the only one of my friends who are uneducated in the Harry Potter world, but I guess she was just in the right place at the right time.  Now she & I usually do not exchange gifts on our birthdays (my b-day is just 6 days before her) we usually just enjoy our awesomeness that is having a birthday in April 6 days apart. But that day was a lucky one for HotMamma! I was bored at work, my mind going off in its little world of cray as it often does and I thought: "I'm going to send HotMama some Harry Potter books for her birthday."  Then I thought: "Well she might just use the books as scrap paper, I must write her a letter to go along with it."  Thinking that, that may not be enough I thought: "Well I think i need to compose a persuasive writing piece, to make her not be able to resist reading these books." So that is what I set off to do.  I wrote her a nice persuasive piece on why she needs to read Harry Potter. I also included some history on the books and JKR.  I typed it up, wrapped up a nice package, with a beautiful Birthday Card greeting for her.  Even though she only lives 15 minutes from me I sent this package through the mail, because it would get to her before I would be able to.  In the package there were strict instructions to follow. Because I didn't want her to open the gift and roll her eyes at the Harry Potter pushing I was inflictioing on her.  Each book was wrapped and I took it back to middle school (in the 90s) and folded her persuasive letter in "that way we use to fold notes back in the day" with the word "pull" on it and all.
I sent HotMama a text warning  heads up that "a package was on its way". 
She responded with "I'm scared"
I said: "you will encounter the most Nerdiest thing ever in your life. Don't be scared. Just follow the directions. LOL"
She said with: "Ha! OK! I like nerds."
(at this point I was thinking yessssss she just may read these books)
The day HM received her package I get this text: "I just received and opened my birthday package. I laughed out loud, you are fecking hilarious"
Me: Do you love it? Did I persuade you?
HM: I loved it. U might have persuaded me...key word...might.
Ill take it.  I also decided to keep this Harry Potter letter on hand for my next victim, clueless Harry Potter, friend who needs to know about this Harry Potter business. 

 Below you can take a look at the particular letter that I wrote to my dear friend.  

Happy Birthday My Darling!

I decided to send you this gift in hope that you will enjoy it as much as I did.
Ok go ahead and open the first package.
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Did you roll your eyes? Laugh, shake your head? Well whatever you did hear me out.
After we played Draw Something and you didn’t know who Harry Potter was, I was thinking this is just blasphemy! Everyone knows at least a teeny tiny little bit of something of Harry Potter, even if they have not read the books or watched the movie. I mean at least people know he is a Wizard for fecks sake! LOL You are such a Muggle.
Yeah Yeah I’ve lost my marbles….keep hearing me out….
If you are an avid reader or not, if you think that Harry Potter is for children, or if Harry Potter is not your type of book, or if you just don’t give a damn….once you start reading you will enjoy the story. I promise.
Enclosed I have provided you with your own set of Harry Potter books…Books 1 -3. If you would just read these 3 books, just to appease me, I will be the happiest nerd in town.
Now if after you’ve completed Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (aka the third book) and you are not intrigued to move to the fourth book, I will be proven wrong and won’t force feed you the Harry Potter books anymore! But if you want to know what happens in the next four books, please read on. I mean I am providing you with the books, so there will be no excuse not to read on. Unless you find them uninteresting & unreadable then fine, I’ll back the eff up, and move on to something else.
(I am baggin myself up here, I feel like a JW at the front door on a Saturday morning, but with Harry Potter)
In conclusion, I have provided some information about the author (I think you will appreciate) and some info on each book before you start reading (if you decide to do) this feels so formal don’t it! Haa haa, I’m totally going to give this letter and books to other people after you, why? because I am a big NERD! But I wouldn’t do it if what I was asking you to read was not pure brilliance. It’s an amazing story! I thought was strictly for children, and yes it starts out as an easy child’s read, but builds into an amazing journey and story!
So just read the fecking books! Text, FB, Tweet, email, call, come visit me while you read, with comments, questions, and pronunciations (ill try my best there) and don’t be a cheating cheater who cheats & just watch the movies…because I will know! You could each book then watch its movie. It’s a good way to get a good visual. But the books are more amazing than the movies. Just saying. (I could totes bring the movie over and we could watch and have wine)
So happy birthday boo boo! Hopefully you can say I fell in love with the Harry Potter books at age 35! :o)
Xoxo
Love your neardiest friend ever,
Plumcrazyyy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOTMAMA!!!!! LOVE YOU!!!!!!! APRIL BIRTHDAYS ARE BOSS!!!




 Yeah thats how I roll.
X
Me

ARC Give Away by Courtney Summers

Free books are fun books too!!! Follow the link in enter!!
http://courtneysummers.ca/2012/03/this-is-not-a-test-book-trailer-reveal-arc-giveaway/

I just can't with Jay-Z and Beyonce anymore, done

Dear Beyonce and JayZ,
As much as I don't want to waste my words on you, my blog space, and give any fucks about you while writing this; I have to get this off my chest once and for all.
Who. The. Fuck. Do. You. Think. You. Are?
Yes, yes, I realize that you two are at the top of your game in your musical career. You've worked hard to get where you are now blah blah blah.  But you need to be knocked down a few pegs.  You two need to calm the fuck down, and get your heads out of your pretentious asses.
You two have caused some unnecessary dramas since the birth of your baby.  I mean I understand your excitement and joy, but Christ on a fucking cracker you two are not the first parents to have a child.  Why you think you need to act better than the rest of the world is beyond me. It just proves how much of a pair of assholes you really are.
That whole hospital debacle that you two and your staff caused was complete and utter bullshit. It was one of the most shittiest things I heard about this year; and that's saying something because I've witness some complete ridiculousness in the past 41 days.  Do you guys honestly believe that you were delivering the second coming of Christ? Does B have a golden lined vagina? Was the baby being delivered onto a pile of one hundred dollar bills? Was Kanye performing at the birth so that the baby's first experience into the world was to hear a douche bag rapping?
Secondly, that vehicle that you two purchased, can it even be called a van?  What the actual fuck is that shit?  I mean you're a total contradiction with that purchase.  I mean that fucker is out of control and totally unnecessary. It will produce enough pollution so that when Dear Sweet Lord Blue Ivy is older her world will be more polluted, I mean that 'van' will kill a whole forest on it's own.
So Jay-Z, I hear that you have decided not to use the word 'bitch' any longer because you are now a father to a baby girl. So you're just going to give up the word bitch, now? Not for your wife, mother, or any other female in the world?  What about other words?  Are you going to replace the word bitch with motherfucker? I mean its nice that you want to filter yourself, but hey why not just stop cussing all together? I mean that would make more sense you dumb ass. 
Lastly, and this was the final straw for me, I mean of all the shit in the world.... you two have decided to Trademark your Dear Sweet Lord Baby.  W.T.A.M.F?  You made your child a BRAND? Really? I mean really?  I do not even know how to respond to this other than: You two are the most pretentious, ridiculous, unbelievable, self centered snots.
In conclusion you are not the first parents in the world, you are not the last, you are no special nor more important than anyone else. You will still get shit on, spit up on, lose sleep, and have the joy or worry just like every other parent.  So just stop, shut the fuck up, and go sit down over there.
Best Regards
Me

I'm in the mood for a concert

I haven't been to a concert in a very long time (in my standards).  I think the last one I attended was Kings of Leon in what 2010?  Yeah Yeah we were supposed to see them again last year in August, we even had pit tickets, I even had a tank top made, but guess what they cancelled the remainder of their small US tour....and that's all I've got to say about that.
So Ive been thinking, I need to go to some concerts this year.  So I am asking he following musical people to get a tour together and come to my town okay?  Thanks, it would be greatly appreciated.

1. Mumford & Sons
2. Taylor Swift  
3. Justin Bieber
4. Kings of Leon
5. Sick Puppies
6. Adele 
7. Eminem 
8. Florence + the Machine e 

I am excited that I do get to attend a show next month with my besties to see Marcus Foster and Sam Bradley.  I've been wanting to see Marcus since early 2009, he is finally coming over to the States.  I did get to see Sam last summer and he was brilliant.  Such a fun show that was, he was a blast.!

I'm Posting a Blog Entry

Hello,
Just posting my mandatory monthly blog post. I probably would have posted sooner, but I haven't had to much to go on about.  This month has felt like the longest month ever.  I don't know why, but I hope the year does not continue on like this. So im just going to list some thoughts and such for the hell of it, and try to make this post just a little bit interesting, if it is boring, I am sorry in advance, because quite frankly that has been my mood as of late.

• I started another blog, for another attempted at the 101 in 1001 project. 101 in 1001 Blog click it and see what we are up to.  And Yes it needs to be updated a bit.
• Ive been reading my ass off this month, and it has not been Fan Fiction. That's right I've been reading Books!  I am about to finish my 9th book of the year. My goal is 40. As long as I keep picking good books like I have been, at this rate I am going to crush my goal.
• I got a Southwest gift card for Christmas to fly out to Boston to visit my dear friends. Well don't you know I went to book a flight and Southwest will not have any flights from my airport to Boston. WTF is up with that? Southwest is merging with Air Tran, but what the eff am i supposed to do now.  I haven't called them yet, but I best be able to use my gift card to Boston!
• This is crazy- usually i have a million things to say, but I am so lame that I cant even think of anything else to post, let along be clever. This is a shame, and so freaking boring.

Ok that is all the torture i am going to put you through for now. To make up for my lameness how about I leave you will some little photos that made me giggle, and hopefully will do the same for you.  Until next time
Peace
Plumcrazyyy

The Fault In our Stars by John Green A Book review.

My 1st read of 2012

The Fault in Our Stars by John Green


My rating: 5 of 5 stars


Loved this book. Period. I bought this book because I thought it would be a good story to start 2012 out with, and I wanted it to make me cry. (I have a mission this year find a book or movie to make me cry) but I have a cold black heart and i did not cry during this. I should have, any normal person would have and has.

So I love this book because it tells a story of teens with cancer. Teens with cancer telling us about it, the side effects, the perks, the though process everything. This is surly not a woe is me story. This story will make you look at death in a different way.


I fell in love with the 3 main characters, Augusts, Hazel Grace, and Isaac. They were brilliant. Although I relate more to Isaac's personality, dosent mean i didnt love Gus & Hazel, they just had a different thought process.


Let's just put it this way, this story is amazing and needs to be read. You will fall in love with these caharacters, and your outlook on something will be changed. Yes it is a sad book, BUT there is humor, there is personality, and there is soul in the words that are told.




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A Book Review: Tangled Tides by Karen Amanda Hooper

Hello Party People!
I have a book review to share.
I was lucky enough to receive this ARC of Tangled Tides by Karen Hopper, to read and review for the author & publisher.  I will tell you right now, I am crappy at leaving reviews on books, I don't know why, but I just can't review a book in great detail, or with out spoiling it.  But since I was asked to leave the review per the publisher and was lucky enough to get this book early, I will respectfully do so.

Here is the book summary:

Yara Jones doesn’t believe in sea monsters—until she becomes one.

When a hurricane hits her island home and she wakes up with fins,

 Yara finds herself tangled up in an underwater world

 of mysterious merfolk and secretive selkies.

 Both sides believe Yara can save them by fulfilling a broken promise

 and opening the sealed gateway to their realm, but they are battling

 over how it should be done. The selkies want to take her life.

 The merfolk want something far more precious.

Treygan, the stormy-eyed merman who turned Yara mer,

 will stop at nothing and sacrifice everything to protect his people—

until he falls for Yara. The tides turn as Yara fights to save herself,

hundreds of sea creatures, and the merman who has her heart.

She could lose her soul in the process—or she might open

 the gateway to a love that’s deeper than the oceans

This was the first book that I've ever read that involved Mermaids. When I received the e-book I just dove into it, I didn't read the summary or have any clue as to what it was about. When I found out that the main characters were mer, I thought "sweet, this is different." I enjoyed the world that Karen invented. At first I will admit I could not get The Little Mermaid out of my head. But the more I read the more I pushed that visual aside. I thoroughly enjoyed the characters that she brought to life on the pages, they are for the most part easy to picture. But when we got to the selkies, I was a bit confused on how to imagine them in my brain. When you find out what they are you might be like I was and think "what the heck does this have anything to do with mermaids?" But they will grow on you a bit. The plot of the story was very interesting, the details were great. I will say though the only issues I ran into with this story was all the mer rules, and there are other creatures including the selkies, sirens, and gorgons who all had rules and laws, and different life styles. It was hard to grasp at first because it was in the beginning of the story and I didn't know the different creatures to place it all together in a neat little list. As I read it all fell into place and came together more and more. With out spoiling the story, I will also say there was a big even that happened between the two main characters, although I was hoping it would happen, the evet came out of left field, it was like one moment they are going about their business, there was an inner fight with one of the characters, then the next second it was in full force. I would have liked a bit of foreplay if you will to see the event grow a bit more.
Over all I enjoyed the story, it kept me interested and we all know that takes allot for me with my ADD, it's harder than most to stay on task. I enjoyed the action that was in the books, and let me just say Pango & Merrick two mermen in the story are a riot, I quite enjoyed their characters, they made me giggle often.


I will rate this book 3.5 stars, and I would recommend this story to others to bring them into the mer world.


I would like to thank Karen Hooper for writing this story and sharing it.

Thats all for now Party Rockers.
Go read a book!
xoxo

Let's Talk about this Asshole: Crazy Twilight Fan Antics

Twilight.
Everyone who really knows me knows that have been a fan of Twilight for the past 3 years.  But as of late I've been in danger of getting my Twilight Card revoked.  I am OK with that. (just don't think about touching my Rob Pattinson Card or I might drop kick you)  As I said a few posts back I am just over it.  The fandom is out of fucking control and quite frankly, although I could give 2 fucks what people think of me as, I don't want to be labeled a Crazy Twilight Fan....is it to late for that...you might think so, BUT if you only knew what a legit Crazy Twilight Fan really is, you would think I am mild at best.  Just when you think things could not get any worse in the Twilight world, this asshole proves us wrong......

Illinois Teenager Blames DUI Crash On Not Seeing 'Twilight' Film: Police Arrest Olivia Ornelas



Thousands of dedicated fans turned out over the weekend to see "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1." But for one teenage girl, the tragedy of not making it was a lot worse than choosing between Jacob or Edward.


Police in Illinois arrested an "extremely upset" 18-year-old girl on Saturday after she told authorities that she crashed her car because her boyfriend did not take her to see the new Twilight movie.

Cops found Olivia Christina Ornelas "extremely intoxicated" and after discovering her car, missing the front right tire and spun out in a ditch off Route 71, the Chicago Sun-Times reports.

"Ornelas advised that she was extremely upset with her boyfriend because she did not see the movie Twilight like they were supped to," according to a Kendall County police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

The film grossed an estimated $140 million over its opening weekend.

Ornelas is charged with driving under the influence and unlawful consumption of alcohol by a minor. Authorities released her after she posted $300 bond.


I have things to say about this:

1. What. An. Asshole.
2. Any reason why this dumb ass could not go herself?
3. A TRUE Twilight fan would have went with or with out the boyfriend.
4. I cannot blame the boyfriend for not wanting to see this fuckery, Kristen Stewart Sux
5. Honey, you need help if you crash your car over this.
6. Finally and most important: WHY THE FUCK DID THIS ARTICLE FIND IT NECESSARY TO TELL US HOW MUCH THE FILM GROSSED OVER THE WEEKEND?? I mean is it because if this boyfriend would have sucked it up and sat through his girlfriend drooling over Edward and Jacob the total amount the move would have made was $140 million and 20 dollars?

I just can't with this shit.  Now you have an idea of what a legit Crazy Twilight Fan is like.  I have stories, allot of them. Here is a teeny, tiny sliver, 1 grain of sand on the earth sample of more crazies:

source
Thank you @Lizbethann11 for this fuckery.

A Break Down of Breaking Dawn the movie part 1

Here goes nothing My Movie Review for Breaking Dawn Part 1
Where: Williamsburg, Va (wknd w/ SIL)
When: Saturday 11/19 10:30pm
Who: SIL wanted to go with me since I know the Saga. SIL has only read Twilight, and watched the first 3 movies
Other: only 20 other people in the theatre (I counted)
I am 3 beers and one shot in, have a sweet buzz going on, (review subject to change when i see it sober)
I totally took notes as I watched the movie
My SIL's comments were as funny as the movie so I will have to include them.

• Wedding Invites go out: Renee had no idea about the wedding until she got the invite? I thought Bella's mom was her bff4eva? Poor Jacob, I was sad for him also...he is so upset he must....... run....shirtless in the rain....... and wolf out.
• 1st Bella scene her walking in the heels..how the fuck is that going to work on the grass? Those skinny heels will be sinking into the ground.  
• Bella has a wrist brace on ?
• i like Alice's hair
• Bella/KS teeth were a huge distraction the whole movie and I know why....she borrowed Taylor's teeth whitening system...they were so white, and out of place it made them look extra huge....
• Bella's bedroom: why is there a painting of a dog on her night stand? Will she be taking the Wolf painting with her, to put in her & Edward's house?
• In comes Edward to say goodnight.."oh by the way Bella, before we get married in a few hours, even though I've had years to tell you the details, I need you to know I killed people, allot of people, they were bad, but I'm still a killer and it was wrong. Bella: "Oh no worries Edward you killed people? I already knew that, remember you told me in the first movie? They were bad people so what eva I need to get laid so Ill pretend that this is a convo about socks, disregard it and still marry you. Edward : /
• Nightmare- The wedding dress, sans the blood, and the suit Edward wore were soooo much better than the actual
• Wedding day: The graduation caps made me giggle- but it was visibly different than the one hanging in Twilight.
• mom and dad give Bella they beautiful comb for her hair....DONT FORGET TO PURCHSE YOUR COMB AT HOT TOPIC FOR 29.00
• Chuck's (Charlie) bow tie was huge looking...like a clown size. Chuck was great
• Bella walking down the isle.... SIL: "Whats wrong with her?" Me: "I think she has to poop" OMG that scene was horrible, KS did a shit (no pun) job on facials....she seriously looked like her irritable bowl syndrome was acting up
• WTF is wrong with Edwards hair? Makeup? Suit? it was just not good at all.
• Bella's dress.....like i said, i liked the dress in the dream...this one was just...I liked the shape of it, the material, but I did not like the sleeves, the front, the back reminded me of something an Ice Skater would wear.
• Carlizzle, what did they do to you?
• Jasper, nope....no stick removal, still looks like you have a stick up your B-hole
• The vows... Edward should have told her "in sickness and in teeth" because her teeth were BA-BAM there
• The wedding kiss. Ummmm really? Did the audio need to be so loud? Their kiss sounded like my dog cleaning her self...so i wanted to gag.
• The wedding singer & band looked like the Mumford and Sons who didn't have access to razors..ever
• Wedding Speeches: Chuck was Epic and so true.....Emmett funny as usual, Renee? was she drunk? He hair was a mess, it was funny. Jessica was good also. Then Edward's speech...he seemed drunk too....wtf is wrong with Edward's hair at the reception??
• The Alaska coven...wtf was up with their eyes? They were creepy as fuck and so out of place.
• Poor Jacob, it sucked that Bella was more happy to see Jacob then she was during the whole reception.(KS has chemistry with Taylor, not Rob period)  SIL about Taycob: "ohh he looks like he smells good, like he is just a good smelling man". Me: "Yes and I love the scruff"
• I liked the twilight score from the 1st movie playing in the back ground
• Leaving for the honeymoon a few things: Bella has no issues in heels now? Renee is a drunk mama and her hair just kills me. Chuck just needs a hug guys! Then I think that Bella's irritable bowl syndrome is coming back...i mean she looked like she has 2nd thoughts on this wedding...it was your idea Bella! Suck it up bitch!
• Then you hear Jacob howling in the woods as they are driving to the airport....awkward
• If you didn't read the book you don't really know they are going to Isle Esme..you think they are in Rio the whole time (did they mention this in the movie?)
• During Bella's human minute (hour): why so nervous Bella? It was you who wanted to get your bang on for a while now, don't be scared now..and why are you shaving?
• Me: Can they do it already, I have got to pee!
• SIL: OMG: why are they swimming first I have got to pee!!
• Sex scene...... Broken headboard....SIL "Woah...what the hell?!"
• End Sex scene. SIL "That was it?"
• Wake up to destruction.... Our reactions: ummm .... wow wtf? a bit dramatic for 2 virgins?
• SIL "why are there feathers all over?" Me: "Apparently Edward is a Pillow Biter" SIL- : /
• Bathroom scene..I like the flash backs Bella is having thinking of the sex...that is very realistic. Then Bella and Edward sees the bruises...Bella is all I'm ok... SIL says Bella is in pain denial. Edward is OMG I'm a Monster...then leaves her standing in the bathroom.....Good one Edward...Bang her and Bruise her then leave her....
• We see Bella putting on the nightie trying to be sexy... Edward is all HAA HAA HAA HAA NO BITCH..... (even though that was a funny reaction) Edward is totes dissing his lady love like a college student.....
• BATHROOM BREAK FOR ME AND SIL..........................
• The room cleaners are funny...the cleaning guy is like wow these dirty fuckers..peace out
• Edward speaking another language is HOT
• Bella cooks some chicken....gets sick.....sees tampons......(btw I was looking for Ellen in the bath tub) how long has it been Bella asks...14 days.....oh shit I'm preggers....this is figured out in what 1 minute ? ummmm that is believable...rolls eyes..... SIL "what the hell is this all about?"
• Did someone watch True Blood between Eclipse & BD....because all of a sudden the Vampire Speed is different...again
• Edward: Were leaving...and you're not having the thing..... Bella...Fuck you....
• Car ride to the airport Me: What did Edward just say to Bella? SIL: Bella you're a dirty whore
• Back home: SIL "damn how long has it been? why is she so big?"
• Jacob sees Bella and says his famous words to Edward " YOU DID THIS" Hey Jake it takes two to tango, and your sweet little Bella had plans of her own......
• Jake sees her and is like well Peace out Bitch....let me know when she dies Edward..ok bye
• Question: Where is the tree that was IN the house (between the living room & kitchen) in the Twilight movie?
• Emmett discovers hair gel in this movie
• Alice is sickly sweet in this movie i want to slap her
• Wolf thing.....(I was expecting this) But WTF? it was hard as fuck to digest....SIL "Oh my gowd this is trippy, I need to be high to follow this" Then the wolves talk....I am LMAO SIL: OPTIMUS PRIME??!!!!!!! Me....i shat myself laughing, because I didnt not tell her about our reviews....
• Jake was a bit bad ass I will say...even with his questionable acting I liked that he was being BOSS
• Bella looks so icky....extra icky...
• When it is suggested that Bella drinks the blood... SIL " is it True Blood?" Me: "Yes...Eric & Snookie brought some over to help Bella"... SIL "It would have been better if Snookie to serve it to Bella on a tray"
• Bella should have Beer Bonged the blood... it would have been a cooler effect
• Carlizzle what did they do to you?
• Ok the part where Edwards hears the baby...it didn't grab me in the book..and it didn't grab me again...i mean seriously...the baby has a vocabulary in utero ? no. But I was glad to see Edward and Bella lighten the fuck up and giggle on the couch.....then I feel bad for Jacob....again.....
• The Charlie phone call was sad, and not believable.... what happened to the "ill hunt you down" Chuck?  SIL: "What no caller id?" Me: Chuck's phone is old SIL Bella used *67
• Switzerland? really? Cant travel to the US but you can go to Switzerland?
• Twilight score plays again
• Wolf Leah was annoying.......way to much imprinting talk...i mean why don't they just come out and say Jake will imprint on the baby...
• BABY NAME--- Everyone but Bella hates the names...it was written all over Jake and Edward's face...Edward was just to pussy to say they were stupid...I saw his smirk...then he LIES and says its beautiful. I had to yell out "EDWARD YOU ARE A LYING LIAR, Stupidest Name EVER" and since when does Jake get a say? He hates the fucking Demon Baby
• Angry Edward FTW!! (then again he leaves her laying there...)
• Oh and why are the medical machines going off and beeping when there is nothing hooked up to Bella?
• BIRTH SCENE!!!! What I've been waiting for........
• I was not at all bothered by the horror involved in it. I actually pictured it this way. Then we get to the part....NOM NOM VAMP BABY NOM!!! SIL was all "what the fuck is he doing!?" I say "HE HAS TO EAT IT OUT. SIL: WHAT? ME: HE HAS TO EAT IT OUT, THE BABY, BITE THE SAC, ITS HARD .... SIL: WHAT THE FUCK KINDA SHIT IS THIS?! (LAUGHING)
• Daddyward did nothing for me, not so sexy with plecenta on his face...I was like yeah yeah baby yeah.
• Then Bella dies or some shit and it was heart breaking seeing Jake, then Edward trying to save her. You could tell it was a dummy they were working on...Rob rocked the shit out of that scene
• When Jake goes outside to cry for Bella, my heart hurt....
• Imprinting- the baby's face was weird as fuck...i was all Ewwwwwwww. They tried with the scene, i mean not much you can do with that fuckery... I thought it was stupid Edward was so blah about Jake imprinting on his kid..... he was like yeah yeah you can't kill her...Jake imprinted blah blah blah
• Wolf fight was stupid and pointless, and you couldn't see it
• Bella changing...was just ok, i mean we've see it before...I did like her flashbacks, that was a good touch, BUT did she not have a life between the age of 7-17 ? it was all Edward Edward Edward (she's only known Edward for maybe 2 years) then it went to her being a 7 year old then a baby..... boooooo!
• So Bella has changed...I liked what they did there....BUT as she is laying there in her ugly blue dress (shame on you Alice), WHY NOT CLOSE HER LEGS?? The Cullens don't want to see her Cookernanny AND why make her look more flawless then the rest of the Vamps?? ALSO When you become a Vamp you get automatic make up and lash extensions?
• Her eyes open BA-BAM! Red eyes! This movie ending was very predictable.

In conclusion: I went into the movie with low expectations because the book was bad, i was not expecting the movie to be any better. I actually liked the movie better because it cut out all kinds of stupid shit from the book....I hate book Jake, but love Movie Jake always have, so that right there was better.... Rob did the best he could with what he was handed with. KS well you cant expect much from her either...her facial expressions are horrid...there was less mouth breathing so that was good...I laughed more that I think what was meant for. EDWARD'S CLOTHES WERE HORRIFIC!!! THEY WERE BAD! COWL NECK SWEATER??? NO! AND THAT STRIPED POLO? NO.  Do I hate the movie? NO. Do I love it? NO. Was it better than the book? YES. Better than Eclipse? Yes. New Moon? No. Twilight? No.
I will give it 3 stars, because of the blood, Angryward, wife beater & boxers Edward, Emmett carrying a log, Jacob's scruff, sticking by the book and the laughs...intentional or non intentional.
IMO- Rob saved this movie.  If it was not for my Rob love, I would have never watched it.

The End

The Reviews are in: Breaking Dawn the Epic Clusterfuckery part 1

Good morning everyone.  I was not even going to post today, I was not even going to post anything about Breaking Dawn until I saw it myself.  The the shit storm that I woke up to this morning is just to epic not to share.  I was a bit late to work because I was reading all the reviews from friends that went to the midnight showing.  I was laughing my ass off, i was a tad shocked, because the person that I thought woulds like it a little bit, raged out a bit HAHA.  After reading these texts & emails this makes me want to see the movie ASAP...on bootleg.  So let me share some of the thoughts form my friends, Twilight fans....on how Breaking Dawn was just.....  just read.....

• I can't even......
• WTF? Rob is lucky he is sexy and I love him
• Man that was funny
• I left during the birth scene to puke, no lie
• I kept my eyes shut, that shit was nauseating
• We did more laughing than anything, i was snorting
• good thing Plumcrazyyy didn't go she'd be bullshit
• What a CLUSTERFUCK!
• I am still in shock
• To much jammed in that movie
• the few sweet parts were over shadowed by the cheesy, corny, stupid shit
• I cant wait for Plumcrazyyy's commentary
• The Cullens looked bloated
• K Stewart plays a great dead person
• I cannot believe this was released to the public
• I have no desire to see this again
• I wanted to like it but I am still WTFBBQ
• ...stupid vampire who didn't think to use a condom..
• The first 3 [Twilight Movies] deserve Academy Awards compared to this one

Apparently there is an Epic fail of a wolf scene that these girls tore to bits after the laughter stopped

• The fucking wolves talked like they were in a transformer movie
• Wolf scene?? Sam [head wolf] sounded like Darth Vader.  The whole scene was just.........
• cringe worthy especially the wolf parts
• Taylor over acted

That's enough for now.  But like I said yesterday with the book being balls we can expect the movie to me that good...I cant stop laughing.  I'll be back with my thoughts on it all when I get around to seeing it.

Nom Nom Vamp Baby Nom: Breaking Dawn, the Fail Boat of Epic Clusterfuckery

As you may know by now I am a fan of the Twilight Saga.  However over the past year and a half my love for it has faded a bit.  There is only so much of it that you can take.  Its been dragged out for so long my interest is just 'eh'.  Now I am still a huge Rob Pattinson fan, my love for him will last a while.
So the first half of the last book in the series Breaking Dawn movie comes out tonight at midnight.  You will be surprised to know that I will not be attending this midnight showing.  After Eclipse I told myself no more midnight movies, its just not worth the butt ache for an ok movie.  Shoot I don't know if I'm even going to run out and see it soon either. The Breaking Dawn book, while reading it well it was disappointing.  Out of the 600+ pages of that book I can honestly say that I only enjoyed about 5 or 6 scenes.  The book was balls.  I can go on about my book review but I won't that is a post by itself.  With my dislike of the book, and my not so great review of the last movie Eclipse, excitement for the Breaking Dawn movie is just not there.
First and foremost, why the fuck they thought this book was a good idea to be a TWO PART MOVIE, is beyond me.  I just don't understand that what so ever.  I mean for the integrity of the story there was no need for it to be drawn out to 2 movies, none what so ever.  I know why they did it, 1. to compete with Harry Potter, (and don't get me started on that, lets just say there is no competition there.)  2. Money  3. Relevance.  We all know that the production company that is in cahoots with the saga, was not well known at all before this. Twilight has made them tons and tons and tons of money.  We all know that money makes the world go 'round, especially in Hollywood so there you have it, they had to drag this thing out for the money, to stay relevant for another year because lets face it this productions company will never experience this again. Period.
OK lets move on...as for the books, I loved Twilight tons, liked New Moon a lot (after the 2nd reading), and loved loved loved Eclipse. I already said Breaking Dawn was balls.   The movies: I loved loved Twilight, loved New Moon, and only kinda liked Eclipse a little (i can only pick out parts that i liked) it was a major let down seeing how I loved the book a ton.
When reading Breaking Dawn I only liked a few parts.  There was more WTFs going on, and boredom for most of the book. This is what I liked form the books:
1. Edward and Bella's wedding
2. Jacob & Rosalie's on going spats
3. Bella waking up a vamp
4. Bella showing her strength with Emmet arm wrestling and breaking rocks
5. Bella lifting her shield so that  Edward could read her mind
Yep that's it.  The book sucked, the main things I could not stand was the fade to Black sex scene, after allllllll that time waiting we get nothing! Edward turning into a pussy.  The wretched creepy hybrid baby. The big vamp war that never was. Bella getting every little tiny thing she wanted..that was just too perfect and unrealistic.

As for the movie I am thinking that the first half will be happy sparkly sunny rainbows.  That is fine with me, but with Kristen Stewart as Bella, I see it being a forced fake happy, she just does nothing for me what so ever and turning Bella butch well no, just no.  Then a pussy Edward? I hope not, I need my Edward to be fierce and if they make that change for the movie I will be game for that. Rob Pattinson has this Edward roll down, I'm sure he will play the part nice, even if the lines are cringe worthy. What I am most looking forward to is...no not the wedding, not the honeymoon nope.  The birth scene.  I love when people who haven't read the books learn of the birth scene.  Lets just say since they baby is half vamp its not normal pregnancy or delivery its not going to be pretty and it will be horrid.  I. Can't. Wait.  Nom nom vamp baby nom.
Ill return at some point with my movie review.
xoxo

Somee Cards that I relate to & other shit i like

Some other things Ive come across on the interwebz, taken a photo of, was shared with me, that Ive enjoyed for one reason or another