Where did June go? A ramble post

I dropped the balls on that, totally forgot to post a June entry.  June was a busy freaking month! It was to the point I had to turn off my google groups so that I wouldn't get trapped in the vortex of emails, while my work sat on the side unfinished. I miss my girls!
June is also our crazy month at work, its the ending of the Fiscal year, we have to close out last year, open new year, then our system goes down. As is the last 2 weeks in July! You would think it would be time to paaaarty with no system, but noooo, I just had to catch up on piles of crap I put off during during the year, make new crap for the new year, and clean out all kinds of crap.
I also have come to realize why work says no vacations during June.... getting prepared for the vacation I think took longer than the vacation lasted. But we had a freaking blast!  Went to the OBX North Carolina, our first time. R's first family vacation that was not at our state beaches. Our first vacation in 5 years!  It was a brilliant time. Will go again, it was a real vacation that included family, friends, good food, drinks, and allot of relaxing!  No crowded boardwalks, and we had a pool in our back yard, so the kids were set!
 I would suggest going to the OBX, the ride was smooth (for us) our Boston friends ride sucked due to NY traffic. But all in all it a great relaxing trip. I would post some pictures but I am lame & do not have any on this computer to share.

Ill be back with my July post, I hope.
Peace
Plummy

I'm assuming a hug from Jesus would feel like this...

Hey y'all. Yesterday the day before yesterday (since it seems to take me two flipping days to do a blog post)I took it upon myself to do a little Googling. (that sounds dirty) I want to write more so I thought let me Google and see what blog writing ideas I can throw down. Since this blog is a "cluster effing mess of words" I can pick what ever I want! It was funny because other bloggers looked to have had the same ideas as me.  They even took it as far as to make a blog post out of a list of things to blog about, that was clever.   I got some ideas and inspiration from these lists (thank you random blogs I clicked on)  I think I'm ready to blog my face off.
I'm going to share Six Three things that own me right now.*  These are some things that I think are amazing, brilliant, funny, fun and I just like them. You should take it upon yourself and check them out. (if you have not done this already) Now these things may not be 'new' but i like these things so yeah. * i was going to list Six things, but I am a wordy bitch, so I just did Three.  Ill come back with my other things that own me.

1. If you don't know, now you know. What is Pinterest?  This site is crack. Period. Pure and Simple. Its a virtual pin board of stuff. Links to all kinds of different blogs for anything and everything that you would never think of.   Pinterest is crack

  
2. Lovesac go ahead and click. Its not a dirty site I promise. I finally got my lovesac for my birthday this year. Ive been wanting one for years!  This is probably the most comfortable thing that my body has ever encountered (and trust cos my bed is the bomb dot com) Its a modern day bean bag. But it don't have those peaky beans in it. All you have to do is Fluff your Sac, maybe punch your sac, roll your sac and then sit on your sac. It forms to your body like you re being hugged by sweet Jesus himself. (well I'm assuming since well Ive never hugged Jesus) If you have a sore near you, please walk in there and plop your ass down on a sac and feel what heaven is. (again another assumption, since I've never been to heaven)

 

3.  Magic Mike one of Channing Tatumn's new movies coming out this summer (June 29th) You may or may not know that Ive adored me some Channing for some time now. Since some Step it Up and some Stop Loss, Ive just wanted to nom nom nom him up. His personality is awesome, acting is pretty good at times, oh yeah and hes not hard on the eyes.  I am excited for this movie more so than any other movie that is non book related. Me and a few of my fellow Twitter friends have been on top of the promo for this movie. Whats it about? Well Chan Chan plays a stripper.  Yeppers.  He has some lip smacking co-stars in the movie with him.  Now I'm not the biggest fan of male strippers...live in person, or even on calendars and such. But since its a movie and Chan Chan is going to be helicoptering his junk around I'm there. If you want to read something funny get a hold of the May 25th issue of Entertainment Weekly. There is an hilarious interview with the cast of Magic Mike including Chan, Matthew McConaughey, Matt Bomer, & Joe Mangamiello. It had me in laughing fits!

  


Until next time....
Peace
Plum Crazy

oh and Rob doesn't need to be added to the list, because hes a permement fixture of owning my ass. If he knew me I'd be owning him too, because this awesomeness swag that I have is hard to resist.  (ok just let me stop) HA!

Be Inspired

I can't believe it is May 17th already!  Where has the time gone?  I've been wanting to blog. But I didn't know what to write about, I'm just being difficult and getting on my own nerves.  I mean I am a chatty mo fo, I always have something to talk about. I guess I need to get my face out of my book, or fics, or twitter and just do it. Damn I sound like a broken record. For now on, I am just going to stop talking about how I don't blog and just freaking write, yup that's what I'm going to do.
I am just going to pick a random topic and write. I have words on my calendar that were photos I was supposed to take for the May Photo a Day , and of course I failed on that.  One day Ill complete something!!
My girl Jennison has picked the #7 and the subject for that day is "Inspires You"

in·spi·ra·tion   /ˌɪnspəˈreɪʃən/ [in-spuh-rey-shuhn]
noun
1. an inspiring or animating action or influence: I cannot write poetry without inspiration.
2. something inspired, as an idea.
3. a result of inspired activity.
4. a thing or person that inspires.
5. Theology .
a. a divine influence directly and immediately exerted upon the mind or soul.
b. the divine quality of the writings or words of a person so influenced.


There are so many things and people that inspire me.  The main people that inspires me is my family.  If it weren't for them I don't know where I would be today. So because of them I want to do something that they will be proud of.  I still haven't found that 'something' yet that I have actually completed, but I have some goals set.
*First I would love to finish my degree. I have 1 more year to earn my bachelors degree.  I have not been to school in over 6 years!  I just need to gather the funds to return. I am working on that.
*Second I want to write something.  A novel, a screen play, a short story.  I have things written, but not complete (surprise surprise).  My writing piece don't have to go anywhere I just want to complete a piece. That's all I want at this point.  Maybe when I finish I will stretch the goal out. 
I have many writer friends that inspire me to write. They are so good and I want to be like them. I just need to focus.
In conclusion My writer friends inspire me allot. But my family inspires me the most. They inspire me to get up each morning. They inspire me to want to be a better person, to do something to show that putting your mind to something you can reach your goals.
Now I just need to kick my own ass in gear and finish something!!!! 

Random FYI
* I am not 100 % sure how to use a comma
* I finished my 22 book of the year
* I've also read an estimated 10 completes fics
* I need to switch my deodorant for the first time since I stopped using Teen Spirit
* I love Pinterest.com
* I successfully arranged for my niece to meet her favorite singer ever James Durbin 
* One Direction has replaced Justin Bieber by the kid
* Me and the other kid still love Justin Bieber 
* I cant get on the 1D boat, even though they are British I just can't sorry JB4Eva!!!

Peace

Some Harry Potter Pimpin'

Hello All!
I almost missed my April post here.  I also see that I did make a March post, only because I entered a book giveaway contest.  I need to step my game up over here!  In my 101 in 1001 my goal is to make at least one post a month here, I am totes doing the bare minimum.  If I could just keep my ass off Twitter and Pinterest maybe I would have more time. Ill try to make an effort. Maybe.We shall see.

 Lets see...what to write about today. DING, I got it.  Today is my friend's birthday, she turned 35 25.  She might kill me for writing this. But then again I don't think she knows of my blogging.  Well she will today. So any who, my friend.... lets call her HotMama,.... (I know but my wit and clever meter is low today, it is Monday I just can't think of anything more catchy than that.) I'm rambling......
So It was brought to my attention that HotMama didn't know a motherfecking thing about Harry Potter. Nothing.  At.  All.  I mean I know I myself is considered a "new" fan by just reading the books in 2009, but holy shit balls at least I knew Harry was a Wizard, and he had 2 best friends that fought bad guys.  Yes that was my extent. But HotMama here knows nothing and I was like OH Hold Up Here!  I mean I know she is not the only one of my friends who are uneducated in the Harry Potter world, but I guess she was just in the right place at the right time.  Now she & I usually do not exchange gifts on our birthdays (my b-day is just 6 days before her) we usually just enjoy our awesomeness that is having a birthday in April 6 days apart. But that day was a lucky one for HotMamma! I was bored at work, my mind going off in its little world of cray as it often does and I thought: "I'm going to send HotMama some Harry Potter books for her birthday."  Then I thought: "Well she might just use the books as scrap paper, I must write her a letter to go along with it."  Thinking that, that may not be enough I thought: "Well I think i need to compose a persuasive writing piece, to make her not be able to resist reading these books." So that is what I set off to do.  I wrote her a nice persuasive piece on why she needs to read Harry Potter. I also included some history on the books and JKR.  I typed it up, wrapped up a nice package, with a beautiful Birthday Card greeting for her.  Even though she only lives 15 minutes from me I sent this package through the mail, because it would get to her before I would be able to.  In the package there were strict instructions to follow. Because I didn't want her to open the gift and roll her eyes at the Harry Potter pushing I was inflictioing on her.  Each book was wrapped and I took it back to middle school (in the 90s) and folded her persuasive letter in "that way we use to fold notes back in the day" with the word "pull" on it and all.
I sent HotMama a text warning  heads up that "a package was on its way". 
She responded with "I'm scared"
I said: "you will encounter the most Nerdiest thing ever in your life. Don't be scared. Just follow the directions. LOL"
She said with: "Ha! OK! I like nerds."
(at this point I was thinking yessssss she just may read these books)
The day HM received her package I get this text: "I just received and opened my birthday package. I laughed out loud, you are fecking hilarious"
Me: Do you love it? Did I persuade you?
HM: I loved it. U might have persuaded me...key word...might.
Ill take it.  I also decided to keep this Harry Potter letter on hand for my next victim, clueless Harry Potter, friend who needs to know about this Harry Potter business. 

 Below you can take a look at the particular letter that I wrote to my dear friend.  

Happy Birthday My Darling!

I decided to send you this gift in hope that you will enjoy it as much as I did.
Ok go ahead and open the first package.
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Did you roll your eyes? Laugh, shake your head? Well whatever you did hear me out.
After we played Draw Something and you didn’t know who Harry Potter was, I was thinking this is just blasphemy! Everyone knows at least a teeny tiny little bit of something of Harry Potter, even if they have not read the books or watched the movie. I mean at least people know he is a Wizard for fecks sake! LOL You are such a Muggle.
Yeah Yeah I’ve lost my marbles….keep hearing me out….
If you are an avid reader or not, if you think that Harry Potter is for children, or if Harry Potter is not your type of book, or if you just don’t give a damn….once you start reading you will enjoy the story. I promise.
Enclosed I have provided you with your own set of Harry Potter books…Books 1 -3. If you would just read these 3 books, just to appease me, I will be the happiest nerd in town.
Now if after you’ve completed Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (aka the third book) and you are not intrigued to move to the fourth book, I will be proven wrong and won’t force feed you the Harry Potter books anymore! But if you want to know what happens in the next four books, please read on. I mean I am providing you with the books, so there will be no excuse not to read on. Unless you find them uninteresting & unreadable then fine, I’ll back the eff up, and move on to something else.
(I am baggin myself up here, I feel like a JW at the front door on a Saturday morning, but with Harry Potter)
In conclusion, I have provided some information about the author (I think you will appreciate) and some info on each book before you start reading (if you decide to do) this feels so formal don’t it! Haa haa, I’m totally going to give this letter and books to other people after you, why? because I am a big NERD! But I wouldn’t do it if what I was asking you to read was not pure brilliance. It’s an amazing story! I thought was strictly for children, and yes it starts out as an easy child’s read, but builds into an amazing journey and story!
So just read the fecking books! Text, FB, Tweet, email, call, come visit me while you read, with comments, questions, and pronunciations (ill try my best there) and don’t be a cheating cheater who cheats & just watch the movies…because I will know! You could each book then watch its movie. It’s a good way to get a good visual. But the books are more amazing than the movies. Just saying. (I could totes bring the movie over and we could watch and have wine)
So happy birthday boo boo! Hopefully you can say I fell in love with the Harry Potter books at age 35! :o)
Xoxo
Love your neardiest friend ever,
Plumcrazyyy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOTMAMA!!!!! LOVE YOU!!!!!!! APRIL BIRTHDAYS ARE BOSS!!!




 Yeah thats how I roll.
X
Me

ARC Give Away by Courtney Summers

Free books are fun books too!!! Follow the link in enter!!
http://courtneysummers.ca/2012/03/this-is-not-a-test-book-trailer-reveal-arc-giveaway/

I just can't with Jay-Z and Beyonce anymore, done

Dear Beyonce and JayZ,
As much as I don't want to waste my words on you, my blog space, and give any fucks about you while writing this; I have to get this off my chest once and for all.
Who. The. Fuck. Do. You. Think. You. Are?
Yes, yes, I realize that you two are at the top of your game in your musical career. You've worked hard to get where you are now blah blah blah.  But you need to be knocked down a few pegs.  You two need to calm the fuck down, and get your heads out of your pretentious asses.
You two have caused some unnecessary dramas since the birth of your baby.  I mean I understand your excitement and joy, but Christ on a fucking cracker you two are not the first parents to have a child.  Why you think you need to act better than the rest of the world is beyond me. It just proves how much of a pair of assholes you really are.
That whole hospital debacle that you two and your staff caused was complete and utter bullshit. It was one of the most shittiest things I heard about this year; and that's saying something because I've witness some complete ridiculousness in the past 41 days.  Do you guys honestly believe that you were delivering the second coming of Christ? Does B have a golden lined vagina? Was the baby being delivered onto a pile of one hundred dollar bills? Was Kanye performing at the birth so that the baby's first experience into the world was to hear a douche bag rapping?
Secondly, that vehicle that you two purchased, can it even be called a van?  What the actual fuck is that shit?  I mean you're a total contradiction with that purchase.  I mean that fucker is out of control and totally unnecessary. It will produce enough pollution so that when Dear Sweet Lord Blue Ivy is older her world will be more polluted, I mean that 'van' will kill a whole forest on it's own.
So Jay-Z, I hear that you have decided not to use the word 'bitch' any longer because you are now a father to a baby girl. So you're just going to give up the word bitch, now? Not for your wife, mother, or any other female in the world?  What about other words?  Are you going to replace the word bitch with motherfucker? I mean its nice that you want to filter yourself, but hey why not just stop cussing all together? I mean that would make more sense you dumb ass. 
Lastly, and this was the final straw for me, I mean of all the shit in the world.... you two have decided to Trademark your Dear Sweet Lord Baby.  W.T.A.M.F?  You made your child a BRAND? Really? I mean really?  I do not even know how to respond to this other than: You two are the most pretentious, ridiculous, unbelievable, self centered snots.
In conclusion you are not the first parents in the world, you are not the last, you are no special nor more important than anyone else. You will still get shit on, spit up on, lose sleep, and have the joy or worry just like every other parent.  So just stop, shut the fuck up, and go sit down over there.
Best Regards
Me

I'm in the mood for a concert

I haven't been to a concert in a very long time (in my standards).  I think the last one I attended was Kings of Leon in what 2010?  Yeah Yeah we were supposed to see them again last year in August, we even had pit tickets, I even had a tank top made, but guess what they cancelled the remainder of their small US tour....and that's all I've got to say about that.
So Ive been thinking, I need to go to some concerts this year.  So I am asking he following musical people to get a tour together and come to my town okay?  Thanks, it would be greatly appreciated.

1. Mumford & Sons
2. Taylor Swift  
3. Justin Bieber
4. Kings of Leon
5. Sick Puppies
6. Adele 
7. Eminem 
8. Florence + the Machine e 

I am excited that I do get to attend a show next month with my besties to see Marcus Foster and Sam Bradley.  I've been wanting to see Marcus since early 2009, he is finally coming over to the States.  I did get to see Sam last summer and he was brilliant.  Such a fun show that was, he was a blast.!